As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8409. | Boogie (chris186) | 84.56 | 95% | 2016-03-01 |
8410. | Putin (onmywaytostealyogirl) | 84.55 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
8411. | Nico (npvalerio8) | 84.55 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
8412. | rank1typist (rank1typist) | 84.55 | 92% | 2016-11-21 |
8413. | Marstam (marstam) | 84.54 | 96% | 2023-08-14 |
8414. | Joseph (jofl) | 84.54 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
8415. | Test.Subject.001 (testsubje... | 84.53 | 96% | 2023-07-26 |
8416. | Matt (matt9876) | 84.53 | 99% | 2020-05-24 |
8417. | Michaelblob (michaelblob) | 84.53 | 89% | 2016-12-08 |
8418. | Sophia (sophia2020) | 84.53 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
8419. | ben (bumbleben7) | 84.53 | 94% | 2020-01-24 |
8420. | Brendan (brendan84213) | 84.53 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
8421. | Ajay singh (ajaybhadauriya) | 84.53 | 99% | 2020-04-01 |
8422. | Steven (steven3) | 84.52 | 99% | 2018-09-10 |
8423. | Ali (alitahseendilse) | 84.52 | 95% | 2016-04-13 |
8424. | lolness1121 (andrewyu1121) | 84.51 | 98% | 2023-06-15 |
8425. | snapnap (sn4pn4p) | 84.50 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
8426. | Kat (kattvakt) | 84.50 | 97% | 2023-08-16 |
8427. | Skiddy (skiddybadoosh) | 84.50 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
8428. | Ashish (ashish01) | 84.50 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
8429. | Ramses (gdot) | 84.50 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
8430. | isaac (cowwee90) | 84.50 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
8431. | AJ (ragingkeys) | 84.50 | 96% | 2015-05-27 |
8432. | Phil (moonchild58) | 84.49 | 98.1% | 2023-09-22 |
8433. | Nicholas (legendarykeys) | 84.49 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
8434. | sayo (sayo_) | 84.49 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
8435. | lio (osybius) | 84.49 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
8436. | Marcus (atmos) | 84.49 | 97% | 2021-03-21 |
8437. | Nevets (avecafe) | 84.49 | 93% | 2016-05-27 |
8438. | . (offoff) | 84.48 | 91% | 2017-03-31 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |