As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
Active since April 3, 2015.
409 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14965. | tstats[ipawan] (ipawan) | 68.20 | 97% | 2023-03-04 |
14966. | Adarsh (mrr0b0t797) | 68.20 | 98% | 2022-08-22 |
14967. | Kevin (kevin2049) | 68.20 | 96% | 2020-10-02 |
14968. | Avnil (lavamagma) | 68.20 | 93% | 2017-03-14 |
14969. | Dillan (dactaxx) | 68.19 | 95% | 2016-11-23 |
14970. | Toko (xisderr) | 68.19 | 96% | 2023-02-16 |
14971. | ChmpionL (lu_fattori) | 68.19 | 97% | 2022-03-29 |
14972. | Steven (sanstotz) | 68.19 | 93% | 2016-08-02 |
14973. | Wasim (ahsaanfd1) | 68.18 | 95% | 2016-04-29 |
14974. | Danny (thirtythree33) | 68.18 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
14975. | Jamie (rium) | 68.18 | 94% | 2016-04-05 |
14976. | Petiks (petiks) | 68.18 | 93% | 2015-04-04 |
14977. | Melvin (melvin_fernandez3) | 68.17 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
14978. | Andreas (satrage) | 68.17 | 97% | 2016-04-05 |
14979. | Andy (hukian541) | 68.17 | 92% | 2015-11-23 |
14980. | M (marinater) | 68.17 | 90% | 2017-02-09 |
14981. | x (frs4ken) | 68.16 | 90% | 2016-08-21 |
14982. | DameTime (dametime) | 68.15 | 95% | 2023-08-27 |
14983. | Samir (wlansamir2001) | 68.15 | 97% | 2023-06-22 |
14984. | Happe (happe) | 68.14 | 88% | 2016-03-28 |
14985. | Kritik (chaoseyy) | 68.14 | 96% | 2021-07-18 |
14986. | Aszendent (aszendent) | 68.14 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
14987. | Brandon (branflakes1522) | 68.14 | 89% | 2016-01-26 |
14988. | salman (salman1122) | 68.14 | 96% | 2019-09-19 |
14989. | Mark (donustypes) | 68.13 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
14990. | Anthony (funger99) | 68.13 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
14991. | Aaron (akelious) | 68.12 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
14992. | Nikolaj (mexination) | 68.12 | 98% | 2022-08-31 |
14993. | Victor (tohorvic) | 68.12 | 97% | 2017-07-10 |
14994. | NORMIES (enter000) | 68.12 | 91% | 2016-02-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |