Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1145. | mag (magfmur) | 90.46 | 98% | 2017-12-01 |
1146. | Cheng-Wei (changcw83) | 90.46 | 99% | 2018-08-08 |
1147. | Ghassan (lightbeam) | 90.44 | 98% | 2018-08-28 |
1148. | Cody (techepic) | 90.44 | 100% | 2020-12-17 |
1149. | hugh jass (milkyxing) | 90.37 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
1150. | Jonathan (vczne) | 90.36 | 95% | 2020-04-14 |
1151. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 90.36 | 99% | 2020-12-01 |
1152. | bo (biznessmun) | 90.34 | 98% | 2020-10-16 |
1153. | RambooUAE , A_A_A_A (killin... | 90.34 | 99% | 2020-07-04 |
1154. | Stephen (dungymitten) | 90.32 | 98% | 2018-10-03 |
1155. | Barack (poexpress) | 90.32 | 96% | 2018-08-11 |
1156. | Abigail (abievans46) | 90.31 | 97% | 2019-11-09 |
1157. | Adam (bsplit) | 90.30 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
1158. | 5000600 (5000600) | 90.26 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
1159. | Laura (lamaur) | 90.25 | 97% | 2018-12-29 |
1160. | Liszt (konradisch) | 90.22 | 98% | 2018-12-15 |
1161. | Foster (fluzii) | 90.21 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
1162. | Jake (aurelias) | 90.19 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
1163. | jello_jello (jello_jello) | 90.18 | 99% | 2021-07-21 |
1164. | Sai (justnov) | 90.18 | 99% | 2019-11-27 |
1165. | Amr (amrhachicho) | 90.17 | 99% | 2020-01-07 |
1166. | D (dschrad) | 90.15 | 98% | 2017-09-18 |
1167. | Edwin (pawncastle) | 90.12 | 98% | 2020-12-13 |
1168. | hi (shockblades) | 90.10 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
1169. | Topi (tofithecat) | 90.06 | 98% | 2017-12-09 |
1170. | Jon (memeds) | 90.04 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
1171. | joe (lerler246) | 90.04 | 98% | 2019-11-12 |
1172. | iamsuperior (iaminferior) | 90.00 | 98% | 2019-04-21 |
1173. | Jesse (snapist) | 89.99 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
1174. | Jaguar (jaguar21) | 89.99 | 99% | 2017-12-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |