As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6730. | Tim (thole) | 89.45 | 98% | 2019-01-04 |
6731. | Matthias (mpwagner) | 89.44 | 98.2% | 2023-11-03 |
6732. | noah (randylehey) | 89.44 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
6733. | Vasanth Raja (vasanthraja) | 89.44 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
6734. | Ludvig (luddez1) | 89.43 | 97% | 2024-03-20 |
6735. | Tyler (soulskiez) | 89.43 | 98% | 2016-04-28 |
6736. | Austin (au_oz) | 89.42 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
6737. | oGrqpez (herrid_honry) | 89.42 | 96% | 2017-11-18 |
6738. | KouTypin (kou_typingood) | 89.42 | 96% | 2017-05-04 |
6739. | Taylor (taylor_1121) | 89.41 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
6740. | abacasta (abacasta) | 89.41 | 96% | 2023-06-03 |
6741. | varun (varunaadeez) | 89.41 | 95% | 2016-04-23 |
6742. | vulcan (vulcan1_) | 89.40 | 98% | 2019-09-30 |
6743. | yo (doei) | 89.40 | 94% | 2016-07-14 |
6744. | Mohammed (saif0106) | 89.39 | 96% | 2023-08-15 |
6745. | Sycko (sycko) | 89.39 | 95% | 2016-12-18 |
6746. | Stephen (steviebeans) | 89.38 | 95% | 2017-08-25 |
6747. | Reuven (rreuven) | 89.38 | 93% | 2016-08-16 |
6748. | Moutinho (felipemoutinho) | 89.38 | 96% | 2015-04-04 |
6749. | Sebastian (sebbieastian) | 89.37 | 98% | 2022-10-21 |
6750. | Michael (michael_22) | 89.37 | 98% | 2018-08-23 |
6751. | Joshua (kvalleykid) | 89.36 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
6752. | Toshi (m0shitoshi) | 89.36 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
6753. | OOZE (wizard_of_ooze) | 89.36 | 95% | 2016-07-05 |
6754. | Ayush (ayuza3k) | 89.35 | 97% | 2023-06-28 |
6755. | KCUFOTEMOC (kcufotemoc1234_) | 89.34 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
6756. | Kevin (kevinhuo8941) | 89.34 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
6757. | suzie (andsuzie) | 89.33 | 95% | 2022-02-08 |
6758. | OnlySixFingers (onlysixfing... | 89.33 | 97% | 2024-02-18 |
6759. | Justin (rogreat) | 89.33 | 96% | 2016-05-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |