The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5855. | Jeremy (z_jeremyz) | 99.47 | 96% | 2011-08-09 |
5856. | 港女 (hkgal) | 99.47 | 97% | 2017-05-17 |
5857. | Mihai (triscuit) | 99.47 | 94% | 2013-06-29 |
5858. | 10is (10is) | 99.46 | — | 2009-01-28 |
5859. | Dan (bstacks100) | 99.46 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
5860. | Nate (thatguyx) | 99.46 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
5861. | Teegey (teegey) | 99.45 | 97% | 2017-10-24 |
5862. | sammy (slowdownsammy) | 99.45 | 97% | 2014-07-28 |
5863. | Mike (jewunit) | 99.45 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
5864. | Bruno (armitageb) | 99.45 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
5865. | Patrick (pat5197) | 99.45 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
5866. | asdf (kangarrou) | 99.44 | 99% | 2016-02-02 |
5867. | Amanda (mandaness) | 99.44 | — | 2011-01-08 |
5868. | Jeffrey (aznn) | 99.43 | — | 2010-04-29 |
5869. | Douglas (neodhed) | 99.43 | — | 2010-01-23 |
5870. | Snader (mrsander) | 99.43 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
5871. | Max (fallacy) | 99.42 | 97% | 2012-12-30 |
5872. | Marj (mhf715) | 99.41 | — | 2009-01-20 |
5873. | little (littleruiness) | 99.41 | 98% | 2016-05-10 |
5874. | Matt (ferrarifingers) | 99.41 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
5875. | John (bombur40) | 99.41 | 90% | 2016-12-08 |
5876. | Collin (collin_felter) | 99.41 | 98% | 2022-06-09 |
5877. | Hanam (hasapi) | 99.41 | — | 2010-12-14 |
5878. | Eric (mispelt) | 99.39 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
5879. | Caro (caro17) | 99.38 | 99% | 2020-07-26 |
5880. | Sang (jinsang1983) | 99.38 | 98% | 2013-01-25 |
5881. | Long Double E.T. (jackje) | 99.38 | 97% | 2014-02-13 |
5882. | justin (skynative) | 99.37 | 99% | 2012-07-17 |
5883. | Michael (vellocretic) | 99.37 | — | 2011-01-12 |
5884. | S (leamas) | 99.37 | — | 2011-02-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |