As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14278. | Adam (acidcypher) | 69.96 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
14279. | Mocha (tdrewek) | 69.96 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
14280. | Gregory (harrop123) | 69.96 | 90% | 2016-01-01 |
14281. | Martin (kellindor) | 69.96 | 95% | 2016-02-06 |
14282. | Sora (sfiction) | 69.96 | 94% | 2016-09-30 |
14283. | Ray (rayzor813) | 69.96 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
14284. | CaixaOca (caixaoca) | 69.95 | 98% | 2023-06-07 |
14285. | Ryan (reevez_) | 69.95 | 96.3% | 2021-02-06 |
14286. | John (uncleaner) | 69.95 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
14287. | Andrei (dalacul) | 69.95 | 94% | 2016-12-23 |
14288. | John (itypegud) | 69.95 | 96% | 2017-04-20 |
14289. | devpandaz (devpandaz) | 69.94 | 96% | 2024-02-02 |
14290. | Artiii=) (arti1337) | 69.94 | 90% | 2016-01-13 |
14291. | Adrian (adrian4k_) | 69.93 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
14292. | Henry (hgeter) | 69.93 | 95% | 2016-05-23 |
14293. | Serguk (serguk) | 69.93 | 95% | 2016-09-19 |
14294. | pogeen (pogeen) | 69.92 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
14295. | ella (ella2043) | 69.92 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
14296. | Ermis (m4j0r4n1x) | 69.92 | 96% | 2022-12-06 |
14297. | Knut (knutesten) | 69.92 | 92% | 2016-08-28 |
14298. | J. (superg74) | 69.92 | 92% | 2015-07-13 |
14299. | LeftButtox (leftbuttox) | 69.91 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
14300. | 1 (mutse) | 69.91 | 95% | 2024-01-01 |
14301. | KeyKing (kingkey42069) | 69.91 | 96% | 2023-03-15 |
14302. | Mohit (themp3dark) | 69.91 | 96% | 2021-05-11 |
14303. | Adam (wolf359) | 69.91 | 95% | 2019-04-01 |
14304. | ben (yngtwbabd) | 69.91 | 94% | 2021-01-25 |
14305. | Hong (dzaito) | 69.91 | 96% | 2016-04-26 |
14306. | ROG Strix Scope II 96% Wire... | 69.90 | 95% | 2022-03-18 |
14307. | albin (ember82) | 69.90 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |