As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
12299. | Ahmed (_ahmed2001youssef) | 74.91 | 96% | 2021-02-06 |
12300. | Michael (michaellco) | 74.91 | 95% | 2019-08-03 |
12301. | Splash (ekamp18) | 74.90 | 94% | 2016-02-05 |
12302. | Maria (marosedvorak) | 74.90 | 99% | 2018-03-03 |
12303. | ujik (moonlightwizard) | 74.90 | 95% | 2015-10-24 |
12304. | chc (chc442) | 74.89 | 93% | 2016-06-14 |
12305. | Capy (capyasaurus) | 74.89 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
12306. | David (davidliu323) | 74.89 | 86% | 2016-10-31 |
12307. | Werner (wernerstucky) | 74.89 | 94% | 2015-08-06 |
12308. | CJ (cannedair) | 74.89 | 97% | 2016-08-15 |
12309. | Bryan (hail2u) | 74.88 | 92% | 2016-12-28 |
12310. | Fredo (eternalsunshineofspo... | 74.88 | 99% | 2023-06-29 |
12311. | John (chaosflurry) | 74.88 | 86% | 2016-04-28 |
12312. | Cole (yeuling) | 74.88 | 96% | 2021-01-28 |
12313. | Hugo (deathspellomega) | 74.88 | 95% | 2015-12-21 |
12314. | Moby (s0uthxpark) | 74.87 | 96% | 2018-09-23 |
12315. | 100WPM (kufum_mohit) | 74.86 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
12316. | Sean (qpalzm123) | 74.86 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
12317. | Frank (bonvivant) | 74.86 | 98.4% | 2021-01-30 |
12318. | ela (eladeger) | 74.86 | 19% | 2016-05-25 |
12319. | (altroq) | 74.85 | 95% | 2021-10-14 |
12320. | Flocc (flocc) | 74.85 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
12321. | Honore (bigzeek3) | 74.85 | 97% | 2016-03-19 |
12322. | Joe (jbboshoff@yahoo.com) | 74.84 | 96% | 2022-04-13 |
12323. | Tanmay (tanmayyy_) | 74.84 | 97% | 2022-11-10 |
12324. | sylv81 (sylv81ct) | 74.84 | 91% | 2016-07-08 |
12325. | Julian (solocholo) | 74.84 | 98.9% | 2021-01-30 |
12326. | David (fzbx9500) | 74.84 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
12327. | VinceFX (vincefx) | 74.84 | 93% | 2015-06-23 |
12328. | 🥀ܐܘܔܢ🦅 (ogin) | 74.84 | 95% | 2016-06-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |