As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5444. | Alex (alexinfinity) | 93.58 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
5445. | ᴛᴀxɪ ᴅʀɪᴠᴇʀ ð... | 93.58 | 98% | 2022-12-16 |
5446. | Willy (paxson2008) | 93.58 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
5447. | Markus (markustelser) | 93.58 | 97% | 2022-11-05 |
5448. | Phryxam (phryxam) | 93.58 | 93% | 2016-02-12 |
5449. | Teodor (teo417) | 93.57 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
5450. | Bruce (milothatch) | 93.57 | 97% | 2018-07-23 |
5451. | 🔰Cosmeen (mcpotato) | 93.56 | 99% | 2023-01-09 |
5452. | 🔰Rayster (rayster1) | 93.56 | 99% | 2022-09-18 |
5453. | DrDynamic (drdynamic) | 93.56 | 99% | 2018-07-11 |
5454. | Manne (epicblueberry) | 93.56 | 99% | 2016-06-20 |
5455. | Robert (failmelon) | 93.55 | 97% | 2017-05-21 |
5456. | Omar (omar_letaief) | 93.55 | 98% | 2023-10-29 |
5457. | asdf (itz_pvp1235) | 93.55 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
5458. | Wilson (superdoggo) | 93.55 | 99% | 2022-03-18 |
5459. | teh poeple (mike25u) | 93.55 | 98% | 2017-01-12 |
5460. | Joe (joetelefair) | 93.54 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
5461. | Daveshepherd (dmei0676) | 93.54 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
5462. | jg1a (jg1a) | 93.54 | 96.9% | 2021-02-16 |
5463. | Joze (el_lobe) | 93.54 | 98.6% | 2021-02-15 |
5464. | Ryan (rchoi34) | 93.53 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
5465. | AnoeticTypist (shannen_04) | 93.53 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
5466. | Gustavo (offcoast1) | 93.53 | 93% | 2016-02-13 |
5467. | Teo (themightyghost) | 93.53 | 92% | 2016-04-23 |
5468. | John (jeli_likes_typing) | 93.52 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
5469. | ayush (rocky1708) | 93.52 | 98% | 2022-09-14 |
5470. | jonas (idoseggs) | 93.52 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
5471. | candyyyyyyy (andewa_05) | 93.52 | 96% | 2021-07-10 |
5472. | Kyu (kyukang) | 93.52 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
5473. | Ryan (thathei) | 93.50 | 98% | 2023-07-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |