As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6198. | MadBantha II (madbanthaii) | 91.12 | 98% | 2020-02-22 |
6199. | blank (typingi) | 91.12 | 97% | 2016-12-31 |
6200. | C (ccc123) | 91.11 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
6201. | gayman (vvvvvccvvvvv) | 91.11 | 97.7% | 2023-12-21 |
6202. | Nor (nor9864) | 91.11 | 95% | 2016-05-10 |
6203. | David (nunyobusiness) | 91.10 | 95% | 2015-09-07 |
6204. | Kimikazee (squalo101) | 91.10 | 94% | 2017-02-25 |
6205. | good (wwong555) | 91.09 | 95% | 2017-03-16 |
6206. | Bodhi$attiva (ptran) | 91.09 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
6207. | BabushkaThief (bababu1) | 91.08 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
6208. | alfos (alfos) | 91.08 | 94% | 2016-09-18 |
6209. | Jimmy (ricer_workman) | 91.08 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
6210. | Roan (toadietechnika) | 91.08 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
6211. | likeliness (likelyhood) | 91.08 | 91% | 2017-02-15 |
6212. | GustavG (blggg) | 91.08 | 99% | 2017-06-17 |
6213. | McKle (mckle7) | 91.07 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
6214. | Saiya (zenger23) | 91.06 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
6215. | Edwin (edweezy) | 91.06 | 94% | 2016-04-27 |
6216. | Hater (hateself) | 91.06 | 98% | 2017-08-26 |
6217. | cod1r (cod1r) | 91.05 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
6218. | Dzlandis (dzlandis) | 91.05 | 96.9% | 2021-02-12 |
6219. | zcoob (zcoob) | 91.04 | 99% | 2018-08-16 |
6220. | ben (itsbenatkinson) | 91.04 | 95% | 2015-09-04 |
6221. | Bofa (pieluver123) | 91.04 | 95% | 2016-04-21 |
6222. | tstats[_jamin_] (_jamin_) | 91.03 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
6223. | limolikur (acumalaka) | 91.03 | 97% | 2023-08-26 |
6224. | panacotta (panacotta) | 91.03 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
6225. | Oleg (olaprelikov) | 91.03 | 99% | 2020-07-17 |
6226. | Harry (hazman) | 91.03 | 98% | 2020-04-19 |
6227. | makaio (neosifr) | 91.03 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |