So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
9198. | Umberto (peixinho) | 86.89 | 93% | 2012-09-19 |
9199. | wonder wave (wonderwave2) | 86.89 | 91% | 2016-01-28 |
9200. | www (dieucra) | 86.89 | 98% | 2016-07-02 |
9201. | anawar (anawarawm) | 86.89 | 90% | 2015-07-01 |
9202. | Almond (almondcookie) | 86.88 | 98% | 2013-05-03 |
9203. | Ciroquma (ciroquma) | 86.88 | 90% | 2014-04-03 |
9204. | Nob (nobvon) | 86.88 | 98% | 2014-02-08 |
9205. | DaCaN (dacan) | 86.88 | 97% | 2011-10-28 |
9206. | brackety (brackety) | 86.87 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
9207. | God (jpaul100) | 86.87 | 96% | 2023-07-12 |
9208. | tstats[oldfriend] (oldfriend) | 86.87 | 97% | 2023-03-10 |
9209. | P (pacochen) | 86.87 | 98% | 2022-07-12 |
9210. | Grey (grey2) | 86.87 | 99% | 2023-09-01 |
9211. | Grace (kitsumi) | 86.87 | 96% | 2012-03-01 |
9212. | Pat (ralphxcrunner) | 86.87 | — | 2009-03-10 |
9213. | Eli (iggy) | 86.87 | 90% | 2013-02-08 |
9214. | Ktnix (ktnix) | 86.86 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
9215. | WaffleAbs (waffleabs) | 86.86 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
9216. | Nobody (anhddo) | 86.86 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
9217. | Ben (sworkles) | 86.86 | — | 2009-04-17 |
9218. | Verity (verity_2) | 86.86 | 94% | 2013-09-04 |
9219. | yuan (iwhatst4me) | 86.86 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
9220. | Patrick (gjaw42) | 86.86 | — | 2009-05-20 |
9221. | Dutchdelight (dutchdelight) | 86.86 | — | 2009-08-25 |
9222. | Aj (toppingsplease) | 86.85 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
9223. | Ivan (ivantakashi) | 86.85 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
9224. | svs (svs_manee) | 86.85 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
9225. | Raja (rajamalik) | 86.85 | 98% | 2013-12-24 |
9226. | Collin (cxlliin_) | 86.84 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
9227. | Hannah (hannah1921) | 86.84 | 95% | 2023-01-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |