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Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally.

—from Short Joke, a other by readersdigest.ca

Active since December 6, 2020.
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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
16. paris (clamptile) 111.52 96% 2022-02-23
17. You're procrastinating agai... 110.63 98.8% 2023-12-03
18. An Average Typist (itrollu) 110.52 98% 2021-01-13
19. dva main (thedragonemperor) 110.39 97% 2020-12-31
20. Ahmed (nesbmido) 110.16 95% 2022-06-25
21. rn1hd (rnk1hd) 108.02 98% 2022-09-30
22. https://discord.gg/zsN4crbk... 107.67 98% 2021-02-22
23. Boo Tao's Pet (2ndmohamedza... 107.54 98% 2020-12-31
24. Blaziken (blas_) 107.52 98.8% 2021-02-22
25. Alireza (thealireza) 107.51 98% 2021-01-04
26. Max (bortie) 107.05 98% 2023-07-12
27. Exhorder (exhorderx) 103.31 100% 2023-01-09
28. Suhas (suhoos) 102.85 98% 2021-01-29
29. Alec (iplaytetris) 102.79 99% 2022-01-20
30. Sero (serotonixi) 102.43 97.9% 2021-02-01
31. griffin (trump_did_911) 100.96 97% 2022-01-01
32. DindinYT37 (dindinyt37) 100.59 97% 2022-11-22
33. riplifeman (lucasorino) 99.51 95% 2020-12-29
34. kulbhushan (rookie_no_1) 98.87 100% 2022-03-03
35. ryyni (ryyni) 98.72 98% 2021-01-23
36. Matty2ndAcc (mattyryaniphone) 98.20 99% 2022-05-21
37. Axel (axel292) 98.07 99% 2021-12-06
38. jnoy (kawaiidesu9001) 97.66 99% 2020-12-11
39. Andres (starta) 96.90 97% 2021-03-01
40. Kevin (kewaiii) 96.30 98% 2021-02-05
41. Christian (christianthehedg... 96.17 97% 2020-12-29
42. 🚀 (aqua_desu) 95.62 96% 2020-12-08
43. Buah (jaswil) 95.10 97% 2022-01-10
44. they call me a keyboard bec... 94.45 98% 2021-01-29
45. Santilite (santilitee) 94.10 100% 2021-01-04

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Jokes 1,090 54.56 December 6, 2020
Default (English) 0 0.00 January 1, 1970