As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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149. | will (willburt) | 150.95 | 98% | 2022-10-29 |
150. | Mr. lee's expository writin... | 150.72 | 100% | 2019-01-29 |
151. | zzz (nonquitsetsuna) | 150.70 | 97% | 2023-06-16 |
152. | parek (prki) | 150.57 | 99% | 2022-01-13 |
153. | ⦗🧛⦘ ⦓☾✹✯𝚅... | 150.22 | 98% | 2018-01-04 |
154. | schollie (schollie) | 150.19 | 98% | 2018-06-16 |
155. | vinnii (slowvinni) | 150.15 | 99% | 2023-03-17 |
156. | Kevin (moffitt) | 150.05 | 98% | 2021-11-27 |
157. | incendiary (returnoftheince... | 150.00 | 99% | 2021-12-19 |
158. | 👺John Lachney (valikor) | 149.81 | 97% | 2016-12-07 |
159. | Slow (slow_loris) | 149.80 | 96% | 2015-09-01 |
160. | Rob (waboo386) | 149.78 | 96% | 2015-06-26 |
161. | wlue (wlue) | 149.72 | 95% | 2015-06-08 |
162. | pasta (pastashapes) | 149.69 | 99% | 2023-02-28 |
163. | Sven (stupidsven) | 149.55 | 99% | 2016-06-06 |
164. | Teru (vuttar) | 149.51 | 97% | 2016-08-19 |
165. | asdfjkl; (deskripper) | 149.40 | 99% | 2022-11-09 |
166. | xKµkKain- (tsvukk) | 149.38 | 97% | 2015-10-14 |
167. | (quitlessfus) | 149.28 | 99.1% | 2024-05-08 |
168. | meow (xrelative) | 149.28 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
169. | jivanf (jivan108) | 149.03 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
170. | ucsd_kid (trainermax) | 148.91 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
171. | wy (randumbtyper) | 148.89 | 98% | 2019-02-12 |
172. | (krivos) | 148.79 | 97.9% | 2024-02-25 |
173. | Mike (emrenegades) | 148.79 | 99% | 2018-06-29 |
174. | AJ (alister1986) | 148.77 | 94% | 2016-02-12 |
175. | gluon (veryslowracer) | 148.70 | 99.8% | 2023-12-21 |
176. | gaborone (gaborone) | 148.65 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
177. | n (carlibou) | 148.43 | 100% | 2021-01-25 |
178. | brian (u_r_n00b) | 148.31 | 99% | 2021-08-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |