Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1538. | ramoraros (ramoraros) | 85.18 | 99% | 2020-10-21 |
1539. | Nicolas (nicklasg) | 85.18 | 98% | 2018-02-25 |
1540. | Kylerb888 (kylerb888) | 85.18 | 95% | 2019-06-27 |
1541. | Andrew (gremlinbaby) | 85.17 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
1542. | M&W (wmichaelwhitlock) | 85.14 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
1543. | RH (rhrahulhaldar) | 85.12 | 98% | 2020-05-14 |
1544. | Teegey (teegey) | 85.09 | 96% | 2017-11-26 |
1545. | RIP Reckful (demmmskillz) | 85.08 | 95% | 2018-10-24 |
1546. | Breyton (breytonioso) | 85.02 | 97% | 2018-01-08 |
1547. | tonkotsu (tonkotsuramen) | 85.02 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
1548. | Sia (siadymensia) | 85.02 | 99% | 2019-08-26 |
1549. | sherimori (sherimori) | 85.02 | 99% | 2019-09-09 |
1550. | sumanth (summythemummy) | 85.01 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
1551. | Khoi (khoitran) | 85.01 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
1552. | trigunateet (trigunateet15) | 84.99 | 99% | 2018-02-22 |
1553. | Victor (susavile) | 84.99 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
1554. | Darjinero (darjinero) | 84.98 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
1555. | Zach (zachswan1) | 84.95 | 98% | 2020-05-20 |
1556. | Stea (fracticals) | 84.94 | 97% | 2018-12-26 |
1557. | Isaac (isaaclowk) | 84.94 | 97% | 2018-08-06 |
1558. | aaa (jackedgar) | 84.92 | 98% | 2020-06-03 |
1559. | plasma (plasmavolt) | 84.90 | 97% | 2020-04-21 |
1560. | Antoni (aachh) | 84.89 | 98% | 2019-09-29 |
1561. | Bach (bwv988) | 84.89 | 98% | 2019-09-22 |
1562. | Give me ice (givemeice) | 84.88 | 98% | 2018-04-13 |
1563. | Oscar (nacl322) | 84.88 | 96% | 2017-12-29 |
1564. | Xapto (xapto) | 84.87 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
1565. | rumi (archsun) | 84.84 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
1566. | Jizz (mamski) | 84.80 | 97% | 2017-12-16 |
1567. | Sarah (sarah2005meow) | 84.78 | 98% | 2020-03-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |