As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9036. | Radosław (radoslaw_) | 83.00 | 98% | 2016-10-16 |
9037. | Paper (paperstache) | 82.99 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
9038. | Aviv (avivbn263) | 82.99 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
9039. | plasma (plasmavolt) | 82.99 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
9040. | delfan (delfaaan) | 82.99 | 96% | 2019-01-27 |
9041. | Mitanshu (hermit1691) | 82.98 | 96.3% | 2023-10-29 |
9042. | Chestera (chestera) | 82.98 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
9043. | Adam (adamhawkins) | 82.98 | 99% | 2018-03-19 |
9044. | Rafael (relativelyaverage) | 82.97 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
9045. | Guest (fonzus) | 82.97 | 99% | 2019-02-14 |
9046. | psalms (psalms) | 82.96 | 92% | 2015-09-05 |
9047. | Fang (fang1216) | 82.96 | 99% | 2017-07-26 |
9048. | Avijit (eggsy001) | 82.95 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
9049. | JaTenz (ijrr_23) | 82.95 | 97% | 2023-06-02 |
9050. | Avaish (avaish97) | 82.95 | 94% | 2015-10-27 |
9051. | Trevor (trev0rk) | 82.95 | 98% | 2019-12-07 |
9052. | Raghav (redsondude) | 82.94 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
9053. | Dan Whatsolike (dankei) | 82.94 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
9054. | mtz (domenicodf) | 82.94 | 99% | 2020-08-06 |
9055. | Scion (scionzz) | 82.93 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
9056. | Wayne (retroweezy) | 82.93 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
9057. | Aquaris (ryankim834) | 82.93 | 93% | 2016-02-14 |
9058. | emu (emu995) | 82.93 | 97% | 2017-03-13 |
9059. | (robert420) | 82.92 | 97% | 2018-02-09 |
9060. | Kris (joemamacita) | 82.92 | 97.1% | 2023-11-11 |
9061. | treje (treje) | 82.92 | 96% | 2022-03-01 |
9062. | 9 Slow Fingers. (womblejomble) | 82.92 | 94% | 2017-03-22 |
9063. | Ty (practice65) | 82.91 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
9064. | bird (birdazzz) | 82.91 | 97% | 2022-04-24 |
9065. | they used to say we would n... | 82.91 | 97% | 2019-05-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |