As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9294. | JS (cwr_sej) | 82.36 | 95.3% | 2023-09-22 |
9295. | Nobody (anhddo) | 82.36 | 98% | 2022-02-01 |
9296. | Carl (carlalalala) | 82.36 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
9297. | Nancy (nancyqnguyen) | 82.36 | 96.8% | 2021-01-29 |
9298. | kyle (miamisideburns) | 82.36 | 98% | 2023-05-14 |
9299. | maestro (maestro778) | 82.35 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
9300. | SubKnautic (subknautic) | 82.35 | 96% | 2022-01-29 |
9301. | Tai (leanhtaiit) | 82.35 | 99% | 2021-04-22 |
9302. | Nick (spigmite) | 82.34 | 98.1% | 2021-02-15 |
9303. | Kevin (kasistores) | 82.34 | 97% | 2017-11-25 |
9304. | matan (malsonic) | 82.34 | 95% | 2022-02-16 |
9305. | Absolut (rluyen) | 82.34 | 96% | 2015-09-26 |
9306. | Jacob (sl_jacob) | 82.33 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
9307. | Abby (abbyishuman) | 82.33 | 97% | 2022-11-02 |
9308. | Jack (hyydenjakcz) | 82.33 | 97% | 2022-08-11 |
9309. | Tri Le Minh (leminhtri) | 82.33 | 92% | 2016-08-30 |
9310. | Daniel (danielonit) | 82.32 | 98% | 2024-05-16 |
9311. | coolguy (coolguynz) | 82.32 | 98% | 2023-06-07 |
9312. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 82.32 | 96% | 2023-07-19 |
9313. | Sus Boi (danhvo98) | 82.32 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
9314. | Flemming (nitalf) | 82.32 | 96% | 2015-08-09 |
9315. | Dylan (dylansnyder97) | 82.32 | 96% | 2016-10-09 |
9316. | FlorianFelix112 (florianfel... | 82.31 | 97.2% | 2023-11-03 |
9317. | Ajdin (cajdin) | 82.31 | 97% | 2022-11-01 |
9318. | Jason (itzsentinal) | 82.31 | 95% | 2020-05-23 |
9319. | Julio (julio7125) | 82.30 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
9320. | Brody (echo3006) | 82.30 | 98% | 2022-04-18 |
9321. | Upline 사나 (anjoanjoanjo) | 82.30 | 96% | 2015-07-13 |
9322. | Ibnu (ibenusina) | 82.30 | 95.7% | 2021-02-22 |
9323. | Sora (soralimit) | 82.30 | 96% | 2018-03-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |