Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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932. | xLikely (xlikely1) | 100.30 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
933. | slowasfucc (slowasfuccc) | 100.29 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
934. | zev (zevvy) | 100.27 | 97% | 2018-08-26 |
935. | Ryan (pingu51472) | 100.27 | 97% | 2018-03-15 |
936. | Erik (megaspazz) | 100.25 | 98% | 2017-08-06 |
937. | Lucario387 (tung1x45) | 100.25 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
938. | B R E N loves Mako (pugslyyy) | 100.24 | 96% | 2019-02-06 |
939. | Cisco... (slowracerx) | 100.23 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
940. | Mew (mw46) | 100.22 | 99% | 2018-08-21 |
941. | Nicholas (creamycarrots) | 100.16 | 98% | 2018-11-29 |
942. | choco (chocolateblocks) | 100.13 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
943. | jonny (jlun23) | 100.13 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
944. | mayo (mayo_tp01) | 100.12 | 98% | 2018-02-18 |
945. | Lester (lesterfan) | 100.08 | 98% | 2020-02-22 |
946. | Fish (fish753) | 100.08 | 98% | 2017-07-09 |
947. | quipo (quipo) | 100.06 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
948. | Amelia (ahmillzah) | 100.05 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
949. | Trent (uninterested) | 100.05 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
950. | Czar (czarlol) | 100.05 | 99% | 2017-12-06 |
951. | R (rhinousc) | 100.01 | 99% | 2018-05-23 |
952. | D (dmaulish) | 99.94 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
953. | Justin (suhjune123) | 99.93 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
954. | Brandon (bqn0309) | 99.92 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
955. | Pyry (pyry_ouri) | 99.92 | 98% | 2019-01-25 |
956. | Low (tortin286) | 99.91 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
957. | Guest (cwong) | 99.90 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
958. | Liu (liusbl) | 99.88 | 98% | 2020-01-02 |
959. | ⛓️ EPSTEIN COURT DOCS (... | 99.88 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
960. | Jabileu (viktthor666) | 99.87 | 97% | 2019-11-23 |
961. | Kitty (kxkixi) | 99.87 | 98% | 2019-12-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |