The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12664. | J. (indazone) | 83.45 | 98% | 2012-01-24 |
12665. | Sean (masian08) | 83.45 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
12666. | qingliang (leoren) | 83.45 | — | 2009-02-18 |
12667. | Brian (brianix4) | 83.45 | 96% | 2022-01-20 |
12668. | braaa (braaaiiins) | 83.45 | 89% | 2012-03-22 |
12669. | qwerty (jowk) | 83.44 | 97.4% | 2023-10-05 |
12670. | Doven (doven) | 83.44 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
12671. | Miguel (mp.gomes89@gmail.com) | 83.44 | 95% | 2015-01-11 |
12672. | Alexander (offbeat5024) | 83.44 | 99% | 2017-10-13 |
12673. | slowdown plz (abulkhairi) | 83.43 | 91% | 2017-04-30 |
12674. | Francis Cleo (franfyrhart) | 83.43 | 96% | 2022-05-19 |
12675. | Anthony (teerath13) | 83.42 | 94% | 2012-02-04 |
12676. | mh (mhan) | 83.42 | 94% | 2012-02-17 |
12677. | Jessamee (jessarawrr) | 83.42 | — | 2010-05-03 |
12678. | Vato (vatm1010) | 83.42 | 98% | 2014-09-17 |
12679. | Alan (affectedmelon) | 83.42 | 95% | 2022-08-07 |
12680. | McLoving (24thknight) | 83.41 | 95% | 2013-11-18 |
12681. | mscassady13 (mscassady13) | 83.41 | 95% | 2014-11-20 |
12682. | Kuzma (rikoj02) | 83.41 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
12683. | Cupcake (cupcakemenace) | 83.41 | 98% | 2018-06-13 |
12684. | Makayla (darkhorse98) | 83.41 | 89% | 2013-01-11 |
12685. | pan (oldpan) | 83.40 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
12686. | Nick (aaaywhatup) | 83.40 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
12687. | Ploushz (ploushz) | 83.40 | 97% | 2012-09-22 |
12688. | Alan (ohesachite) | 83.40 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
12689. | Victor (vexorian) | 83.40 | — | 2011-02-08 |
12690. | Tyler (harrian) | 83.39 | 93% | 2017-06-02 |
12691. | Derek (konceptzofdeath) | 83.39 | 89% | 2011-05-04 |
12692. | Daniel (stochastictinker) | 83.39 | 96% | 2015-01-02 |
12693. | Veggie Fries (a6yearold) | 83.39 | 94% | 2016-03-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |