It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2340. | Morris on break (h0nny) | 76.99 | 98% | 2019-03-04 |
2341. | Order (orderadchaos) | 76.98 | 96% | 2020-07-09 |
2342. | adrian (aidsasis) | 76.98 | 99% | 2019-12-22 |
2343. | p (commanderclitor) | 76.97 | 97% | 2018-11-21 |
2344. | suppakit (oloxbangxolo) | 76.96 | 97% | 2019-01-28 |
2345. | Declan (deccazz) | 76.95 | 96% | 2021-08-14 |
2346. | elnino (elnio2803) | 76.93 | 97% | 2018-07-17 |
2347. | Alex (tkfluff) | 76.92 | 97% | 2018-04-25 |
2348. | John Myco (thetyper24) | 76.92 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
2349. | Instant Death Pro (akimura) | 76.89 | 94% | 2017-12-16 |
2350. | Hkishi (hkishi) | 76.89 | 99% | 2020-09-14 |
2351. | Blase (blase83) | 76.89 | 97% | 2017-09-01 |
2352. | 🐌💨🐢💨🐐💨 (m... | 76.88 | 99% | 2019-05-28 |
2353. | Eddie (terminaterjohn) | 76.88 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
2354. | kacper (leszczyn) | 76.88 | 98% | 2017-12-23 |
2355. | tebond (tebond) | 76.88 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
2356. | Luol Deng (crossdistress) | 76.85 | 99% | 2020-04-18 |
2357. | Siddharth (siddharthkurnal) | 76.84 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
2358. | Joel (easynoob) | 76.84 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
2359. | Cuong (c_nguyenthien) | 76.79 | 97% | 2018-06-28 |
2360. | Simon (sxmxn) | 76.78 | 96% | 2020-01-09 |
2361. | Travis (tjgrant309) | 76.78 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
2362. | Adam (empirestate) | 76.77 | 96% | 2018-09-08 |
2363. | Claire (thegool) | 76.76 | 97% | 2018-03-24 |
2364. | Michael Oxmaul (michael_oxm... | 76.75 | 96% | 2020-06-07 |
2365. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 76.74 | 98% | 2019-02-07 |
2366. | Neel (neel19) | 76.74 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
2367. | Mike (mikew123) | 76.73 | 97% | 2019-03-20 |
2368. | Daniel (jansson) | 76.72 | 95% | 2017-09-13 |
2369. | Christopher (price4124) | 76.72 | 97% | 2018-03-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 6,926 | 81.81 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 61.69 | August 12, 2021 |
Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |