So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7056. | Twiggy (twiggylic) | 92.45 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
7057. | Derek (rasehead) | 92.45 | — | 2009-10-17 |
7058. | Wizu (wizublaty) | 92.45 | — | 2010-02-21 |
7059. | Vincent (not_a_robot) | 92.44 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
7060. | Jethro (jethrullah) | 92.44 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
7061. | Luke (notasweatyaurelion) | 92.44 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
7062. | Alan (alanio) | 92.44 | 93% | 2012-04-14 |
7063. | bang bang (mjf_18) | 92.44 | 97% | 2020-01-17 |
7064. | inigo (indigo_july) | 92.44 | 96% | 2017-06-15 |
7065. | thifuni (thifuni) | 92.44 | 97% | 2019-08-17 |
7066. | H (vigilantvillian_colemak) | 92.44 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
7067. | Nick (cryptor) | 92.43 | 96% | 2019-05-06 |
7068. | Thomas (thomasdo1) | 92.43 | 97% | 2019-03-06 |
7069. | Someone (littleriver) | 92.43 | 99% | 2022-11-16 |
7070. | Noam (noamaster88) | 92.43 | 98% | 2019-06-11 |
7071. | Russell (rjonesx) | 92.43 | — | 2010-04-05 |
7072. | Harvie (harviiep) | 92.42 | 98% | 2020-07-02 |
7073. | Mojo (mojoejojo) | 92.42 | 97% | 2014-03-24 |
7074. | alfos (alfos) | 92.42 | 96% | 2016-09-08 |
7075. | #1 fanboy (crazyman1090) | 92.42 | 95% | 2016-09-10 |
7076. | ThatCoolCoder (thatcoolcoder) | 92.41 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
7077. | M (mmussa) | 92.41 | 99% | 2023-06-19 |
7078. | Zack (bungmcbooga) | 92.41 | 96.8% | 2021-01-29 |
7079. | หมูบิน (moobin2) | 92.41 | — | 2010-01-18 |
7080. | Aaditya Pal (ninjaadi7903) | 92.40 | 98% | 2022-08-31 |
7081. | tstats[kaitokidokuroba] (ka... | 92.40 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
7082. | Min Pro (nimcole) | 92.40 | — | 2010-03-19 |
7083. | Ryan (ryanu) | 92.40 | 89% | 2015-08-23 |
7084. | cough cough (rizwan234) | 92.39 | 98.5% | 2023-10-22 |
7085. | Jeremy (harrack) | 92.39 | 92% | 2016-01-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |