As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6453. | Melvin (reservedaura) | 90.41 | 98% | 2023-03-20 |
6454. | Abu (abushakeeb) | 90.41 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
6455. | Jordan (yourboijorn) | 90.40 | 96% | 2022-03-01 |
6456. | abs0lutz3r0c007 (abs0lutz3r... | 90.39 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
6457. | Magesh (cali_forniaa) | 90.39 | 98.8% | 2023-09-27 |
6458. | unit (chuwii) | 90.39 | 98% | 2022-05-07 |
6459. | eric (slurpmybody) | 90.39 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
6460. | Visa (visatron) | 90.38 | 96% | 2021-12-15 |
6461. | Matt (mattserblo) | 90.38 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
6462. | -vGxv (slowesttypist19) | 90.36 | 97.4% | 2023-11-08 |
6463. | Jonathan (justkanji) | 90.35 | 97% | 2020-05-30 |
6464. | Tristan (itstristan) | 90.34 | 95% | 2020-12-09 |
6465. | Wusien (wusien) | 90.33 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
6466. | skywalker123 (skywalker123) | 90.33 | 99% | 2021-03-12 |
6467. | Ryan (rhinojc) | 90.33 | 94% | 2017-03-16 |
6468. | Raz (lotanrazlaptop) | 90.32 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
6469. | alpha (alphawoman) | 90.31 | 96% | 2022-07-25 |
6470. | coppuh (coppuh) | 90.31 | 96% | 2016-03-30 |
6471. | Adocys (adocys) | 90.29 | 95.9% | 2024-03-13 |
6472. | piconeeks (piconeeks) | 90.29 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
6473. | Murk (marchell0) | 90.29 | 95% | 2022-08-06 |
6474. | typo_racer (haffe) | 90.28 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
6475. | Cameron (cameronmendez) | 90.28 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
6476. | joe (samoyeet) | 90.28 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
6477. | quay tay (donkaso) | 90.28 | 93% | 2015-12-31 |
6478. | Banana (banankake) | 90.27 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
6479. | tasha (tbrown_89) | 90.27 | 94% | 2016-08-22 |
6480. | Ornstein (eliggett) | 90.27 | 98% | 2022-05-29 |
6481. | Phil (pbenoit) | 90.27 | 89% | 2015-12-15 |
6482. | Robbo (robdaddyg) | 90.27 | 100% | 2019-03-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |