As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8721. | Wandy (wandynsky) | 83.80 | 99% | 2017-11-11 |
8722. | Ryan (clever986) | 83.80 | 95% | 2015-05-10 |
8723. | yousef (yousef_badr23) | 83.79 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
8724. | Banana (bananana_man) | 83.79 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
8725. | David (chronic_cross) | 83.79 | 97.1% | 2021-02-10 |
8726. | shouldBeStudying (wolfrem) | 83.79 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
8727. | New129 (new129) | 83.79 | 97% | 2017-09-09 |
8728. | Ali (aloche) | 83.79 | 96% | 2018-06-26 |
8729. | Gabe (gyam) | 83.78 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
8730. | henrik (younggunnawunna) | 83.78 | 97.1% | 2023-10-18 |
8731. | Infinity (infinitymtg) | 83.78 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
8732. | Chuck (ldschuck) | 83.78 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
8733. | pacmansghost (pacmansghost) | 83.78 | 98% | 2019-12-03 |
8734. | Dang (namanhboi) | 83.77 | 98% | 2023-07-19 |
8735. | iam rock (iam_rock) | 83.77 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
8736. | David (dtnero) | 83.77 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
8737. | Taylor (gmk60) | 83.76 | 97% | 2019-12-02 |
8738. | bird (birdron13) | 83.76 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
8739. | Conrad (conradl) | 83.76 | 97% | 2016-10-10 |
8740. | Narek (ngwallace) | 83.76 | 96% | 2022-08-05 |
8741. | neno (nenobid428) | 83.76 | 98% | 2021-10-21 |
8742. | tstats[legendarybbk] (legen... | 83.76 | 95% | 2022-05-26 |
8743. | sk (skfoo88) | 83.76 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
8744. | Proximo (elliotkoh) | 83.76 | 94% | 2020-10-31 |
8745. | NickyPP (weenniecat) | 83.75 | 96% | 2022-03-24 |
8746. | seb (sebbbcchh) | 83.74 | 97% | 2024-04-10 |
8747. | Theo (mewtish) | 83.74 | 96% | 2023-08-10 |
8748. | Michael Angelo (micky15) | 83.74 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
8749. | Thomas (thombee) | 83.73 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
8750. | cyifkae (baiioon_colemak) | 83.73 | 98% | 2019-01-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |