So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
22921. | Rwu (rwu_) | 62.46 | 99% | 2022-06-22 |
22922. | tstats[bmkkittie] (bmkkittie) | 62.46 | 97.7% | 2023-10-26 |
22923. | uh oh (uhoh_uhoh) | 62.46 | 95% | 2020-09-14 |
22924. | Sreejan (sreejan_tharad) | 62.46 | 88% | 2012-01-09 |
22925. | Brad (bg2500) | 62.46 | — | 2009-10-09 |
22926. | thanh (greenriver) | 62.46 | — | 2009-07-24 |
22927. | J (geonjr) | 62.46 | 89% | 2011-09-27 |
22928. | ethan (turnerethan@ymail.com) | 62.45 | — | 2009-08-20 |
22929. | Ryan (rreborn) | 62.45 | 93% | 2015-04-18 |
22930. | Nick (loven329) | 62.45 | — | 2010-04-01 |
22931. | 1231 (britonet) | 62.45 | — | 2010-04-05 |
22932. | Jordan (skwierc) | 62.44 | 96% | 2022-09-20 |
22933. | Ken (freedooming) | 62.44 | 90% | 2014-12-11 |
22934. | Janina (jah214) | 62.44 | 97% | 2011-05-27 |
22935. | Timothy (ttphout) | 62.44 | 98% | 2016-12-01 |
22936. | Kelvin (onodoro) | 62.44 | 89% | 2017-02-17 |
22937. | th3ripp3r (rajeshceh) | 62.43 | 95.1% | 2023-10-06 |
22938. | Kyle (kylegonzales_) | 62.43 | 93% | 2020-12-29 |
22939. | emireduardo (emireduardo) | 62.43 | — | 2008-08-18 |
22940. | Forrest (jelly211) | 62.43 | 92% | 2012-03-21 |
22941. | HOOPLA (ho0pla) | 62.43 | 95% | 2015-09-23 |
22942. | Chris (christal) | 62.43 | — | 2010-01-09 |
22943. | Lavell (adenda2) | 62.43 | 95% | 2014-04-04 |
22944. | Alexa (swimmer5549) | 62.42 | 95% | 2020-08-09 |
22945. | Yuta (shinyuta) | 62.42 | 94% | 2022-06-08 |
22946. | ayorgo (ayorgo) | 62.42 | 98% | 2021-02-08 |
22947. | historyofme30 (sheki) | 62.42 | 95% | 2021-01-02 |
22948. | Dylan (dharlow) | 62.42 | 92% | 2015-10-07 |
22949. | honey (honeyking87) | 62.42 | — | 2009-12-11 |
22950. | SteeleD (steeled) | 62.41 | 86% | 2012-09-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |