So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
15243. | Fujiwaranosai (fujiwaranosai) | 75.34 | — | 2010-02-07 |
15244. | Ademir (dzokej) | 75.34 | — | 2009-09-25 |
15245. | Wasim (golden_horse) | 75.34 | 98% | 2014-08-11 |
15246. | Aaron (kountervibe) | 75.33 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
15247. | Michael (mkreilei) | 75.33 | 95% | 2012-10-27 |
15248. | shehry (shehry) | 75.33 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
15249. | ♫ (_ag_) | 75.33 | 91% | 2016-07-14 |
15250. | Lauren (lauren2020) | 75.33 | 96.8% | 2021-02-19 |
15251. | Chris (chrisdelano) | 75.33 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
15252. | Yeet (fluffiluffiguis) | 75.33 | 88% | 2017-02-14 |
15253. | Chien (xuanchien) | 75.33 | — | 2011-04-16 |
15254. | Gerben05 (gerbenklapwijk) | 75.32 | 98% | 2023-07-18 |
15255. | Desk (desktopped) | 75.32 | 97% | 2023-06-03 |
15256. | archie (glumbo_god) | 75.32 | 94.7% | 2023-10-15 |
15257. | Ev (evturn) | 75.32 | 98% | 2018-06-18 |
15258. | dix (cervixpaunch) | 75.32 | 94% | 2016-09-24 |
15259. | fudge (fudgesicles) | 75.31 | 94% | 2021-12-14 |
15260. | Evgeny (blackitten13) | 75.31 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
15261. | Tatu (tazca) | 75.31 | — | 2010-08-09 |
15262. | Victoria (talyarin) | 75.31 | 88% | 2014-04-11 |
15263. | Chordata (chordata) | 75.31 | 95% | 2012-01-21 |
15264. | aceofheart (aceofheart06) | 75.30 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
15265. | Matilda (x_missin_pgl_2008_x) | 75.30 | 95% | 2016-04-24 |
15266. | twitch.tv/stealthassault7 (... | 75.30 | 91% | 2017-02-10 |
15267. | Chris (chalcrow) | 75.29 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
15268. | Xavier (tuta09) | 75.29 | 97% | 2022-09-10 |
15269. | Zenitsu (oinishant) | 75.29 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
15270. | rohit_india (rohit_typefast) | 75.29 | 97% | 2018-12-02 |
15271. | Arun (genxt) | 75.29 | 92% | 2016-06-03 |
15272. | An Ackerman (iamvr) | 75.28 | 98% | 2022-05-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |