Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
4928. | malek (malseelawi) | 59.95 | 98% | 2020-05-12 |
4929. | prashanth (prashanth8323) | 59.95 | 95% | 2018-02-05 |
4930. | Raghav (raghavg) | 59.93 | 96% | 2019-04-11 |
4931. | Samad (dr_drakonix) | 59.92 | 95% | 2017-08-14 |
4932. | Boy (dexter35) | 59.90 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
4933. | Vladislav (slepick) | 59.89 | 96% | 2018-09-28 |
4934. | Renzo (raccon) | 59.89 | 94% | 2017-12-08 |
4935. | nothin (hotterthanyou) | 59.89 | 96% | 2018-03-16 |
4936. | gaurav (pilot_111) | 59.88 | 95% | 2020-04-25 |
4937. | samuel (samsonking) | 59.85 | 97% | 2018-01-11 |
4938. | Alfonso (terrabubble) | 59.85 | 95% | 2017-06-30 |
4939. | RogerW#2701 (deathstruction) | 59.84 | 97% | 2018-08-16 |
4940. | Konrad (smoedi) | 59.83 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
4941. | Akash (akashshrm02) | 59.81 | 97% | 2020-08-04 |
4942. | Chad (cbhall) | 59.79 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
4943. | Michael (bluejay87652) | 59.79 | 95% | 2018-11-07 |
4944. | Chien (chiendeptrai) | 59.76 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
4945. | L (sariel1205) | 59.76 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
4946. | odezzki (odezzki) | 59.75 | 97% | 2019-01-14 |
4947. | Dmitry (shapovaloff) | 59.73 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
4948. | Austin (gauby92) | 59.72 | 96% | 2018-06-18 |
4949. | Conor (tryingtotchtype) | 59.72 | 96% | 2019-10-03 |
4950. | zero (zero1010_) | 59.72 | 95% | 2019-09-25 |
4951. | Max (maxpage) | 59.71 | 98% | 2019-06-20 |
4952. | Wercheg (efes) | 59.70 | 97% | 2019-06-24 |
4953. | hotdog01 (doublecouponday) | 59.67 | 96% | 2018-01-15 |
4954. | ™SLD™ (ltnsld) | 59.64 | 96% | 2018-10-08 |
4955. | tayoshu (tayoshu) | 59.63 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
4956. | Billy (onlychance) | 59.63 | 94% | 2018-06-30 |
4957. | Chloe (i2nnaisforanon) | 59.63 | 95% | 2017-07-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |