So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19087. | MJ (smaji182) | 68.77 | 93% | 2015-11-23 |
19088. | Michele (etbleu) | 68.77 | — | 2010-09-05 |
19089. | Noel (leoniscool101) | 68.76 | 96% | 2020-06-18 |
19090. | Karthik (slickfalcon) | 68.76 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
19091. | Crallis (alloy510) | 68.76 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
19092. | johann (juski) | 68.76 | — | 2011-02-23 |
19093. | Hackson (hackson) | 68.76 | 89% | 2011-08-19 |
19094. | Andy (jooceypineapple) | 68.76 | 81% | 2012-09-23 |
19095. | Genaro (tamemister) | 68.76 | 95% | 2012-04-23 |
19096. | Jasper (odawari) | 68.75 | 96% | 2023-09-09 |
19097. | zreem (zreem) | 68.75 | 94% | 2022-10-17 |
19098. | Maxwell (manwhoisnamed) | 68.75 | 95% | 2017-08-25 |
19099. | Conan (ronjeremy) | 68.75 | — | 2010-02-01 |
19100. | Calvin (cwalls3) | 68.75 | 90% | 2013-10-04 |
19101. | Wesley (wesabbal32) | 68.75 | 98% | 2016-03-26 |
19102. | (.)(.) (lakshmanan456654) | 68.75 | 98% | 2015-01-08 |
19103. | Marquavion (kingmarq) | 68.74 | 96% | 2023-06-28 |
19104. | nullandvoid (theprogrammer) | 68.74 | 91% | 2015-06-11 |
19105. | janpenguin (meckbrider) | 68.74 | 98% | 2012-05-17 |
19106. | sokkhai (sokkhai@hotmail.com) | 68.74 | 93% | 2011-11-04 |
19107. | juin (choonjuin) | 68.74 | 96% | 2016-12-06 |
19108. | cheyenne (cheyenne62) | 68.74 | — | 2010-06-20 |
19109. | emma (wooemma) | 68.73 | 95% | 2022-12-13 |
19110. | bullet (bulletspeed0) | 68.73 | 97% | 2023-01-20 |
19111. | Vilius (jellytrain) | 68.73 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
19112. | ♪♫♪♫♫♪ (adthem1) | 68.73 | — | 2010-04-19 |
19113. | Luka (zalla) | 68.73 | 95% | 2016-07-25 |
19114. | tonghua (tonghua) | 68.73 | — | 2010-07-05 |
19115. | MechanicalMan (superswampy) | 68.73 | 96% | 2014-01-30 |
19116. | sanju (sanjusingh) | 68.73 | 96% | 2015-01-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |