As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16424. | Azamat (zyntemirov) | 64.58 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
16425. | Pranav (_vanarp) | 64.57 | 96% | 2023-05-06 |
16426. | prakarsh (pspathak) | 64.57 | 96% | 2022-11-27 |
16427. | Luka (lukapuka69) | 64.57 | 95% | 2022-06-20 |
16428. | Vartira (vartira) | 64.57 | 95% | 2020-10-11 |
16429. | BBB (beermindnor) | 64.56 | 96% | 2021-10-22 |
16430. | the (thebaneet) | 64.56 | 97% | 2020-12-20 |
16431. | King (kingskeleton18) | 64.56 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
16432. | Kenny (therealvirusss) | 64.56 | 98% | 2017-10-18 |
16433. | Joshua (polygon) | 64.55 | 89% | 2015-09-09 |
16434. | Teek (teek0001) | 64.55 | 82% | 2015-04-13 |
16435. | eek (ronaldtrump) | 64.55 | 97.3% | 2021-02-08 |
16436. | krunal (triplekbro) | 64.55 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
16437. | Hxwk (hxwkoncrack) | 64.55 | 95% | 2022-06-11 |
16438. | Bataa (bataa_cdj) | 64.54 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
16439. | Louis (cenuij) | 64.54 | 97% | 2019-10-22 |
16440. | preonikita (preonikita) | 64.53 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
16441. | Amaranath (amaranathfodcgisl) | 64.53 | 98% | 2023-02-02 |
16442. | carl (captain_deadpooooool) | 64.53 | 96% | 2021-10-29 |
16443. | Rajesh (raj10) | 64.53 | 92% | 2016-08-15 |
16444. | Vishaldeep (vishaldhaliwal) | 64.52 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
16445. | KoolaidX (koolaidxx) | 64.51 | 96.1% | 2023-11-27 |
16446. | pop (f1shmann) | 64.51 | 95% | 2020-08-05 |
16447. | Donkquixote (donkquixote) | 64.51 | 97% | 2016-08-03 |
16448. | Billy (super1ha1) | 64.51 | 93% | 2016-07-31 |
16449. | Daniel (stbdang) | 64.50 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
16450. | Filip (t1lt) | 64.50 | 94% | 2017-09-29 |
16451. | Martyn (husseybear) | 64.49 | 96% | 2016-10-01 |
16452. | Palestine_Will_Be_Free (arn... | 64.49 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
16453. | Petr (jezour) | 64.49 | 97% | 2017-06-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |