The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9822. | oakles (oakles) | 89.06 | 93% | 2014-06-10 |
9823. | Copycatken (copycatken) | 89.05 | — | 2010-05-25 |
9824. | Kiwibird (aquaplane) | 89.05 | — | 2010-12-02 |
9825. | janer (jcamann) | 89.05 | 99% | 2012-02-18 |
9826. | Holo (aisha23__) | 89.05 | 99% | 2022-08-30 |
9827. | ZapSlow (zapadobo) | 89.04 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
9828. | jack (jackracer23) | 89.04 | 98% | 2017-10-22 |
9829. | Quelm (quelmdrash) | 89.04 | 95% | 2012-11-16 |
9830. | Walrus (walrus947) | 89.04 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
9831. | William (wbwbwb321) | 89.04 | 95% | 2011-09-08 |
9832. | Jack (user85793) | 89.04 | 99% | 2020-07-27 |
9833. | F (lawlnoodle) | 89.03 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
9834. | Atif (atif_zaheer) | 89.03 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
9835. | Michael (michael_frost) | 89.03 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
9836. | lawrence (ghost_7) | 89.03 | 92% | 2012-02-23 |
9837. | Jen (llama) | 89.03 | — | 2009-04-19 |
9838. | Scoobert (canadianjoke) | 89.02 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
9839. | Kev (joebob1235) | 89.02 | 96% | 2021-06-22 |
9840. | VanLaser (vanlaser) | 89.02 | 97% | 2016-01-20 |
9841. | mergaza (chiboub) | 89.02 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
9842. | Maximus (sprachzarathustra) | 89.01 | 98% | 2020-05-02 |
9843. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 89.01 | 98% | 2020-11-21 |
9844. | Adam (adamdecoyz) | 89.01 | 96% | 2023-11-03 |
9845. | Laura (laurga) | 89.00 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
9846. | school (modernmarauder) | 89.00 | 96.5% | 2021-02-26 |
9847. | SN (secario) | 88.99 | 97% | 2014-03-26 |
9848. | Heyhou (david73) | 88.99 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
9849. | Emma (bryterlayter) | 88.99 | — | 2009-11-10 |
9850. | Chew (kalenovice) | 88.99 | 97% | 2013-02-22 |
9851. | MuiePonta (pelerin) | 88.99 | 94% | 2014-11-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |