As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19732. | Steve (speedyboiiiii69) | 55.62 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
19733. | Sam (sampatrickds) | 55.62 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
19734. | spoon (ivebrokendown) | 55.62 | 95% | 2020-10-22 |
19735. | Sheraz (khanatscp) | 55.62 | 98% | 2020-01-04 |
19736. | Pengy (afrazierboy2001) | 55.61 | 94% | 2018-10-05 |
19737. | Magnus (schlagervitz) | 55.61 | 96% | 2016-09-04 |
19738. | Alan (alan17navarro) | 55.61 | 94% | 2020-07-05 |
19739. | Prasetyo (splizert) | 55.61 | 95% | 2016-02-26 |
19740. | Bas (basawasa) | 55.60 | 94% | 2020-05-08 |
19741. | Solomon (deputycommissioner... | 55.60 | 96% | 2021-09-12 |
19742. | Friggin (deth_lettus) | 55.59 | 96% | 2022-10-25 |
19743. | matthew (nezuko) | 55.59 | 95% | 2022-09-12 |
19744. | ko (nakanidashite) | 55.59 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
19745. | P (pracs210) | 55.59 | 95% | 2021-02-18 |
19746. | Sasuke (sasuke0004) | 55.59 | 95% | 2019-09-18 |
19747. | Muzammil (muzammil2000) | 55.59 | 95% | 2016-08-08 |
19748. | y (bzy107) | 55.58 | 96% | 2022-04-22 |
19749. | Michael (magic_michael) | 55.58 | 96% | 2023-02-12 |
19750. | Deepjyoti (deepjyoti__dj7) | 55.58 | 93% | 2020-10-26 |
19751. | uh oh (uhoh_uhoh) | 55.58 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
19752. | faebdc (faebdc) | 55.58 | 96% | 2016-03-17 |
19753. | マット (mat_rusty) | 55.58 | 93% | 2018-01-27 |
19754. | mat O (mat_o) | 55.57 | 98% | 2023-05-31 |
19755. | Maxamad amiin (aqoonraadiye71) | 55.57 | 96% | 2022-12-31 |
19756. | Thomas (raedis) | 55.57 | 95% | 2020-11-10 |
19757. | Andrew (andrewsim) | 55.56 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
19758. | howtoleg (howtoleg) | 55.56 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
19759. | Kaitou (theniusofg) | 55.56 | 98% | 2021-02-20 |
19760. | dat (datdude45678) | 55.56 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
19761. | Sarah (shetzah) | 55.56 | 95.5% | 2021-02-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |