So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
5828. | Misty* (annaree) | 96.01 | 94% | 2013-04-22 |
5829. | Diana (typinglover1023) | 96.00 | 99% | 2022-03-08 |
5830. | JGoFuego (jgofuego) | 96.00 | 96% | 2014-12-18 |
5831. | Ronnie (censeo) | 96.00 | — | 2010-12-09 |
5832. | Chumchum (aldzia) | 95.99 | 96% | 2022-06-10 |
5833. | Sam (tictac) | 95.99 | — | 2009-02-13 |
5834. | daniel (drakuly) | 95.98 | 93% | 2016-02-06 |
5835. | BEECEE (nukecee) | 95.98 | 97% | 2021-08-21 |
5836. | (daryl) | 95.98 | 95% | 2013-04-26 |
5837. | MetaMan (meta_man) | 95.98 | 95% | 2015-06-09 |
5838. | Eric (unfazedglitch) | 95.97 | 99% | 2022-12-08 |
5839. | Themis (themicp) | 95.97 | 95% | 2015-04-16 |
5840. | Sean (sullyw555) | 95.96 | 98% | 2023-03-24 |
5841. | Ryan (49ersfanforeva) | 95.96 | 94% | 2016-05-24 |
5842. | Monotone (tehbryster) | 95.96 | 93% | 2016-10-27 |
5843. | Mattias (sledge) | 95.96 | — | 2008-10-18 |
5844. | Bulker (bulker) | 95.95 | — | 2009-06-24 |
5845. | payn (paynnn_) | 95.95 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
5846. | Chungster (lostonpop9) | 95.94 | 92% | 2015-12-07 |
5847. | gottagofast (haleymichellle) | 95.94 | 98% | 2015-12-25 |
5848. | Dustin (dustinofolino) | 95.94 | 98% | 2017-12-15 |
5849. | Arthur (artnet) | 95.94 | 96% | 2013-08-31 |
5850. | nemo (nemo_nemini) | 95.93 | 96% | 2021-12-11 |
5851. | Robin (wqxhouse) | 95.93 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
5852. | ___________________________... | 95.93 | 98% | 2023-07-31 |
5853. | joseph (josephrchang) | 95.93 | 97% | 2022-03-29 |
5854. | Febreeze (madlibs) | 95.93 | 92% | 2015-04-17 |
5855. | ert (ertertertert) | 95.92 | — | 2011-03-19 |
5856. | Evan (shibbyllama) | 95.92 | 98% | 2012-01-22 |
5857. | kyler (king_ky) | 95.91 | 99% | 2023-02-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |