As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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14913. | Soumil (soum2222) | 68.33 | 89% | 2016-01-15 |
14914. | Kreingkrai (kengkreingkrai) | 68.33 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
14915. | Utsav (utsav2) | 68.33 | 90% | 2016-05-24 |
14916. | Mannyv161 (mannyv151) | 68.32 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
14917. | kiwi (horrendouskiwi) | 68.32 | 96% | 2019-09-15 |
14918. | Alex (singingsundays) | 68.31 | 95% | 2018-05-14 |
14919. | Bob (bobdob) | 68.30 | 95% | 2015-12-09 |
14920. | scrubs (scrubs1906) | 68.30 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
14921. | harshil (monsta_001) | 68.29 | 95% | 2022-03-29 |
14922. | Felix (kekti) | 68.29 | 81% | 2016-04-17 |
14923. | duonghoang05@gmail.com (duo... | 68.29 | 94% | 2015-06-12 |
14924. | Jacque (jrobyabich) | 68.28 | 97.7% | 2023-10-24 |
14925. | Josh (2coolrazu09) | 68.28 | 95% | 2022-08-11 |
14926. | Pedro (nonvegancyclist) | 68.28 | 96% | 2018-09-11 |
14927. | twickortweat (talkingbebuu) | 68.28 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
14928. | Beto (betoboullosa) | 68.28 | 93% | 2016-03-30 |
14929. | Ervin (n0fail28) | 68.27 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
14930. | Cow (cowsnipe) | 68.27 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
14931. | bruh (bruh39090) | 68.27 | 98% | 2022-11-01 |
14932. | Fishdog (fishdoggone) | 68.27 | 96% | 2020-08-29 |
14933. | Roland (manong50wpm) | 68.27 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
14934. | Haard (haard_26) | 68.26 | 95% | 2024-01-05 |
14935. | Maia (kuulmaia) | 68.26 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
14936. | Capablanca (capablanca373) | 68.26 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
14937. | jesse (jesse_bro) | 68.25 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
14938. | Keybot (keybot) | 68.25 | 92% | 2015-10-21 |
14939. | Matt (stalasphyx) | 68.25 | 94% | 2016-05-09 |
14940. | Follow IG (adhiyaksa_n) | 68.25 | 95% | 2017-02-02 |
14941. | takia! (takisnm) | 68.24 | 95% | 2022-11-14 |
14942. | PRING (pringdesu) | 68.24 | 95% | 2022-06-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |