I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 12, 2023.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1448. | jack (dicksucker23) | 76.64 | 98% | 2024-01-04 |
1449. | orgilmunh (orgilmunh) | 76.63 | 96.9% | 2023-12-13 |
1450. | venus® (venuspailer) | 76.62 | 96% | 2023-08-23 |
1451. | Bartłomiej (baryla69baryla69) | 76.60 | 96.2% | 2024-04-18 |
1452. | rajnish (rajnishkumar31) | 76.57 | 96% | 2024-02-20 |
1453. | Vaj (taychee) | 76.55 | 96% | 2023-09-15 |
1454. | sar (sarsarz) | 76.53 | 97% | 2024-03-22 |
1455. | Sint (sint11) | 76.42 | 96% | 2024-02-17 |
1456. | Mr.IF (mr_if) | 76.42 | 95% | 2023-08-29 |
1457. | Mukeem (bilawat) | 76.34 | 98% | 2023-06-09 |
1458. | SpeedCubeMan (speedcubeman) | 76.34 | 97% | 2023-06-16 |
1459. | L (ynajd) | 76.24 | 97% | 2023-05-06 |
1460. | Raj (king_vegeta) | 76.24 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
1461. | Typomaster (hello_i_am_hi) | 76.23 | 97% | 2024-02-05 |
1462. | Jake (wetfart1738) | 76.16 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
1463. | Djordje (fa10vo) | 76.13 | 95% | 2024-04-11 |
1464. | Makailon (braumberger) | 76.10 | 94.7% | 2024-01-06 |
1465. | Kaos (ihbekaos) | 76.04 | 96.3% | 2024-01-05 |
1466. | bobby (bobby7564) | 75.99 | 97% | 2023-08-04 |
1467. | opop (opop_popo) | 75.98 | 96% | 2024-01-16 |
1468. | Mery (mezfez) | 75.98 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
1469. | smichael (smichaelino) | 75.94 | 97% | 2023-10-27 |
1470. | ed72 (ed72) | 75.90 | 100% | 2023-11-12 |
1471. | gabral (gabral123) | 75.87 | 95% | 2024-01-10 |
1472. | Draks (draks) | 75.81 | 96% | 2023-12-06 |
1473. | NicTreb (senior_toto) | 75.78 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
1474. | Aidan (bonelessperseverance) | 75.63 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
1475. | Derek (djw191) | 75.62 | 96% | 2023-07-19 |
1476. | th3ripp3r (rajeshceh) | 75.50 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
1477. | PMC (pmcc) | 75.47 | 96% | 2024-05-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |