Text #198

The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.

—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris

Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
1988. Kaiji (johnpetrucci) 117.59 2010-11-22
1989. Little Cherry (little_cherry) 117.57 99% 2012-08-05
1990. Mikey (miket349) 117.56 99% 2019-03-01
1991. na_qwerty (velvet_underground) 117.56 98% 2023-04-21
1992. xmesty (xmesty) 117.55 97% 2012-12-03
1993. Alyssa (alyssarae995) 117.55 96% 2017-01-23
1994. keatz (13yearoldprodigy) 117.54 94% 2016-03-05
1995. Arouthiunoff (arouthiunoff) 117.53 99% 2023-07-03
1996. Baked and Buttered (mcallen... 117.53 97.3% 2023-10-19
1997. Chris (suninthesky) 117.53 98% 2012-05-12
1998. Josh (theunknownhero) 117.51 97% 2021-07-24
1999. Violet (a87321dc00) 117.51 97% 2019-11-16
2000. Ashwin (avtrisal) 117.50 98% 2017-08-06
2001. typeracist (moron212) 117.49 98% 2017-01-15
2002. Xsy (xsyven) 117.48 96% 2017-05-25
2003. Ronnie (ronnie1155) 117.48 99% 2018-04-02
2004. mantra(buy bitcoin) (blayze) 117.47 94% 2013-11-11
2005. Zachary (zachattack972) 117.44 97% 2022-01-03
2006. . (darkis) 117.44 97% 2022-07-21
2007. mike (jhnsnpatrick) 117.44 2008-09-11
2008. twitch.tv/maximum12345 (abn... 117.43 98% 2015-04-03
2009. isuchgarbage (isuckgarbage) 117.42 98% 2023-05-27
2010. Hwangbro (darkfblazard) 117.42 94% 2012-05-30
2011. Jacob (dunkerschnoodle) 117.42 100% 2018-02-02
2012. Tycho (castlevaniamaniac) 117.41 98% 2013-06-10
2013. Deavon (deavon) 117.41 2009-09-16
2014. Sky (sky8713) 117.40 95% 2014-11-09
2015. Chris (christhomas95) 117.37 97% 2016-08-28
2016. Bryan (srypher) 117.33 93% 2016-02-17
2017. Johnny (metroid0714) 117.33 2009-04-07

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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 86,922 82.28 August 19, 2008
Long Texts 115 85.55 December 31, 2016
Instant Death Mode 85 87.42 March 30, 2010
##typeracer 4 83.41 January 21, 2021
Riverside Middle School 1 61.44 January 24, 2011