Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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985. | Matthew (matwat7) | 94.86 | 99% | 2019-05-06 |
986. | panacotta (panacotta) | 94.85 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
987. | Josh (cyptobynight) | 94.83 | 96% | 2019-12-13 |
988. | ttvdivertingwhale (divertin... | 94.82 | 97% | 2019-08-18 |
989. | claripino (claripino) | 94.78 | 96% | 2019-09-11 |
990. | Adroxis (adroxis) | 94.78 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
991. | nova (fuccboy420) | 94.77 | 97% | 2018-11-01 |
992. | Julian (industryinc) | 94.74 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
993. | No (shefakala) | 94.70 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
994. | Corey (corstar97) | 94.69 | 99% | 2020-02-07 |
995. | 🌠Rubby🌠(mikerubby) | 94.66 | 98% | 2020-02-08 |
996. | Ted (xted) | 94.64 | 97% | 2019-04-14 |
997. | Chieh laptop (leejay8011piq) | 94.63 | 99% | 2018-03-10 |
998. | M (iskiribits) | 94.63 | 98% | 2019-11-04 |
999. | Liam (mazokuu) | 94.61 | 99% | 2021-07-23 |
1000. | ekrpat (ekrpatdvorak) | 94.60 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
1001. | Salman (blackstrobe) | 94.59 | 99% | 2020-01-21 |
1002. | Jeremy (jeremyteng) | 94.56 | 95% | 2018-05-25 |
1003. | Matthew (zoddiak) | 94.51 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
1004. | James (noweleanor) | 94.51 | 99% | 2019-03-28 |
1005. | Jeffrey (jeff3yan) | 94.50 | 98% | 2019-08-15 |
1006. | cluwei (cluwei) | 94.41 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
1007. | B1 (b1north) | 94.40 | 98% | 2017-12-13 |
1008. | Metacarcinus (mcmagister) | 94.34 | 98% | 2017-10-22 |
1009. | Dan (danhabib) | 94.34 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
1010. | Rob (pitzthistlewits) | 94.33 | 96% | 2017-12-23 |
1011. | Atlas400 (atlas400) | 94.29 | 96% | 2019-04-15 |
1012. | PR (mrprx) | 94.21 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
1013. | Bryon (btjanaka) | 94.20 | 98% | 2019-10-10 |
1014. | Joshua (iwreckurfamily) | 94.19 | 99% | 2018-11-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |