Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4088. | Karimk (mkarim2) | 67.25 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
4089. | derpz (realderpz) | 67.22 | 94% | 2019-02-20 |
4090. | orliksixteen (orliksixteen) | 67.20 | 98% | 2018-05-24 |
4091. | Ashish (ashi1198) | 67.20 | 97% | 2019-06-05 |
4092. | MarShesh (marshesh) | 67.20 | 97% | 2018-05-28 |
4093. | ferdinand (fedu) | 67.19 | 94% | 2018-01-28 |
4094. | Num (numnub) | 67.18 | 94% | 2018-04-20 |
4095. | Max (chocolatepuma) | 67.17 | 97% | 2017-08-14 |
4096. | Evandp (evandp1999) | 67.17 | 95% | 2018-03-06 |
4097. | Mike (mike1835) | 67.14 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
4098. | Muhammad (muhammadshahid) | 67.14 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
4099. | Tsuguto (tkogamer) | 67.13 | 96% | 2019-10-18 |
4100. | Aldy (h3ogreat) | 67.12 | 94% | 2018-04-14 |
4101. | Arman (148038) | 67.10 | 96% | 2019-10-02 |
4102. | lilnfh (hk_l) | 67.09 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
4103. | Didar (didar860) | 67.09 | 97% | 2018-09-21 |
4104. | Justin (bkflay) | 67.08 | 93% | 2018-11-10 |
4105. | Zachary (showmanthemoney) | 67.07 | 97% | 2020-07-13 |
4106. | Aleks (aleks8) | 67.07 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
4107. | Anton (arbfm) | 67.07 | 95% | 2017-08-09 |
4108. | James (jamesablack) | 67.05 | 97% | 2019-03-23 |
4109. | Ramses (boinkey) | 67.04 | 95% | 2020-12-06 |
4110. | Bhargav (moronic_idiot) | 67.03 | 95% | 2017-11-10 |
4111. | Boggle (boggle) | 67.03 | 97% | 2020-04-24 |
4112. | IHaveArthritus (loabing) | 67.02 | 96% | 2019-11-25 |
4113. | Jason (vblongneck) | 67.02 | 96% | 2019-05-07 |
4114. | Tahsin (mrtek) | 67.01 | 94% | 2017-12-12 |
4115. | Felipe (felipet) | 66.99 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
4116. | Prince (princefunny) | 66.98 | 97% | 2018-02-03 |
4117. | Ryan (ryencxztoo) | 66.97 | 95% | 2020-08-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |