So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
8325. | Guido (giantguido) | 89.02 | 95% | 2011-06-12 |
8326. | No Excuses. (noquittinghere) | 89.02 | 91% | 2011-09-21 |
8327. | 港女 (hkgal) | 89.02 | 94% | 2017-04-07 |
8328. | wesly (slydr) | 89.01 | 96% | 2014-03-02 |
8329. | Ahead of you (wadehuangjr) | 89.00 | 99% | 2020-11-12 |
8330. | Moritz (elagon) | 88.99 | 96% | 2022-11-30 |
8331. | Marc (murderdolphin) | 88.99 | 94% | 2015-08-13 |
8332. | Masterobi (masterobi) | 88.99 | — | 2009-08-27 |
8333. | Kai (jjune) | 88.98 | 97% | 2021-07-30 |
8334. | Sverker (sverker2004) | 88.98 | — | 2010-06-01 |
8335. | Quench (quench) | 88.98 | 98% | 2020-05-06 |
8336. | kammy (kammycat) | 88.98 | 98% | 2011-06-29 |
8337. | Aaron (atoponce) | 88.98 | — | 2009-08-03 |
8338. | Parth (exter_dg) | 88.97 | 97% | 2023-05-31 |
8339. | Kai (gigadelic) | 88.97 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
8340. | Kristin (cc_pie75) | 88.97 | 94% | 2016-07-11 |
8341. | begetable (begetable) | 88.96 | 98% | 2023-10-08 |
8342. | maufry (maufry) | 88.96 | 98% | 2022-01-19 |
8343. | reddit keyboard warior (spy... | 88.96 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
8344. | Bennett (bjhansen) | 88.96 | 94% | 2015-05-08 |
8345. | Rasmus (sbares) | 88.95 | 98% | 2021-05-22 |
8346. | Clara (claramenna) | 88.95 | 95% | 2013-01-25 |
8347. | Kate (kaprese) | 88.95 | 98% | 2012-06-30 |
8348. | Arg (babyursa) | 88.95 | 98% | 2014-11-29 |
8349. | Jaan (muruniiduk) | 88.94 | 98% | 2018-01-14 |
8350. | Sylvie (eat_my_dust_batches) | 88.94 | 98% | 2022-01-11 |
8351. | Michael (pokemic) | 88.93 | 98% | 2014-01-20 |
8352. | Tommy (tommyn123) | 88.93 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
8353. | Joe (soulixer) | 88.93 | 98% | 2021-04-18 |
8354. | Chetan (comhacks) | 88.93 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |