You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1123. | JusticeEX (justiceex) | 88.97 | 97% | 2020-03-28 |
1124. | jacob (nalyly) | 88.96 | 97% | 2019-12-31 |
1125. | falsz (falsz) | 88.95 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
1126. | _-_-_-_ (phelistein) | 88.95 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
1127. | Macey (maacey) | 88.94 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
1128. | Kyle (howdydoodat) | 88.94 | 97% | 2019-03-30 |
1129. | AGTNurat (agtnurat) | 88.93 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
1130. | Ogbonna (chibuoyim) | 88.93 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
1131. | bk (thebriankwon) | 88.93 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
1132. | Amanda (nochu11) | 88.93 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
1133. | Hello (heiioworid) | 88.89 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
1134. | William (wgoodall01) | 88.89 | 98% | 2019-06-21 |
1135. | Bananko (bananko) | 88.84 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
1136. | Ajay (dudeth) | 88.83 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
1137. | Nikola (lucifersrb) | 88.80 | 97% | 2020-05-21 |
1138. | Pinguin (gun0016) | 88.76 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
1139. | kylie (bibiq) | 88.71 | 97% | 2018-09-27 |
1140. | Peter (ptnguyen) | 88.70 | 98% | 2018-05-06 |
1141. | Jonah (jonahahahahah) | 88.69 | 95% | 2020-10-21 |
1142. | Hayden (tr0lley) | 88.69 | 97% | 2020-01-06 |
1143. | hotmama (enscarr) | 88.67 | 97% | 2020-09-20 |
1144. | jennierlsq (jenniferlsq) | 88.66 | 97% | 2019-08-16 |
1145. | ChlamydiaHaver (sarcasmx) | 88.65 | 98% | 2020-08-08 |
1146. | typelord (nerif) | 88.65 | 96% | 2020-08-27 |
1147. | Mohibur (shuvo94) | 88.64 | 98% | 2019-07-24 |
1148. | Green (green1) | 88.60 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
1149. | Joshua (hail_hydra) | 88.60 | 96% | 2020-10-12 |
1150. | soupcansam (soupcansam) | 88.59 | 98% | 2019-06-24 |
1151. | Coffee (king_julian) | 88.58 | 97% | 2019-11-10 |
1152. | Felix (asickbeetle) | 88.58 | 98% | 2020-09-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |