As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6123. | Ryo (falcon5525) | 91.25 | 96% | 2016-09-21 |
6124. | Robert (jstlink) | 91.25 | 94% | 2016-03-22 |
6125. | Audric (audriccl) | 91.25 | 96% | 2018-03-16 |
6126. | Kaylee (kaycamper19) | 91.24 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
6127. | Jesse (sarrod) | 91.24 | 96.7% | 2023-09-25 |
6128. | PuKing (highestheaven) | 91.24 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
6129. | projectfupagain (projectfup... | 91.24 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
6130. | darkasmysoul (mac_black) | 91.24 | 96% | 2018-08-31 |
6131. | Theroarx (theroarx) | 91.24 | 98% | 2022-11-24 |
6132. | Master (mcrockett) | 91.24 | 98% | 2015-05-21 |
6133. | Jay (jdpthota) | 91.24 | 97% | 2018-05-21 |
6134. | Charlie (xharlie) | 91.23 | 98% | 2019-12-10 |
6135. | Icurus (icurusgg) | 91.23 | 96% | 2022-12-15 |
6136. | Office Assistant (office_as... | 91.23 | 98% | 2023-06-21 |
6137. | Chase (chasericker003) | 91.23 | 98% | 2018-06-13 |
6138. | Daniel (danfun64) | 91.23 | 96% | 2016-01-14 |
6139. | Joe (banjoecommando) | 91.22 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
6140. | Zaid (zaids) | 91.22 | 98% | 2022-07-03 |
6141. | mo (stoney_freckles) | 91.21 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
6142. | Eric (ecrw) | 91.20 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
6143. | LAURENZ CLYDE (laurenzclyde... | 91.20 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
6144. | Ismail (shadowwalker3) | 91.20 | 95% | 2018-11-07 |
6145. | Zuhaer (zaszuhaer) | 91.19 | 96% | 2022-07-21 |
6146. | Eskooty (eskooty) | 91.19 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
6147. | Yzmael (yzmael156) | 91.19 | 98% | 2019-03-04 |
6148. | kerosene (p1nar) | 91.19 | 92% | 2015-09-10 |
6149. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (poundcayx) | 91.18 | 95% | 2016-08-02 |
6150. | Aura (aurasmilesyou) | 91.18 | 98% | 2023-10-20 |
6151. | ret (retiarius) | 91.18 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
6152. | serien (serien_) | 91.17 | 98% | 2021-11-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |