As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17542. | chakuch (chakuch) | 61.80 | 91% | 2015-05-13 |
17543. | Nasufp (nasufp) | 61.80 | 93% | 2021-12-31 |
17544. | Dan (typistdan) | 61.79 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
17545. | sylt (sylt) | 61.79 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
17546. | Meg (creamerr) | 61.79 | 95% | 2021-04-09 |
17547. | Zahven (zahven) | 61.79 | 94% | 2021-03-22 |
17548. | Afham (afhamhilmi) | 61.79 | 93% | 2017-11-03 |
17549. | Jimmy (jimbobicle) | 61.78 | 98% | 2017-10-26 |
17550. | Umar (u_yousafzai54) | 61.78 | 95% | 2019-04-27 |
17551. | Roshan (hi2roshan) | 61.77 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
17552. | John (johntviet) | 61.77 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
17553. | namdo (huynhnamdo96) | 61.77 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
17554. | London (london_town) | 61.77 | 96% | 2022-10-18 |
17555. | Charles (dccxvi) | 61.77 | 96% | 2020-04-18 |
17556. | shinto (shintocv) | 61.77 | 99% | 2016-08-26 |
17557. | Semyon (saymon211) | 61.77 | 99% | 2020-07-07 |
17558. | mel (melonzo) | 61.75 | 91% | 2016-04-11 |
17559. | RR3d (rr3dtyper) | 61.75 | 93% | 2023-08-28 |
17560. | Jet (antireqch) | 61.75 | 95% | 2021-01-02 |
17561. | Bhariq (bhariq) | 61.75 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
17562. | Hailey (axtronox) | 61.75 | 94.2% | 2021-02-17 |
17563. | organic (organic__filter) | 61.75 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
17564. | Bennett (bnnttnwhk) | 61.75 | 98% | 2019-12-19 |
17565. | Lex (akitgwapa) | 61.74 | 94% | 2023-04-18 |
17566. | omnomnomnom (omnomnomnomnom... | 61.74 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
17567. | Jay-Ar (itsjerr) | 61.74 | 94.1% | 2021-02-25 |
17568. | saumitra (smtrd3) | 61.73 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
17569. | Pesosinos (pesosinos) | 61.73 | 95.1% | 2023-10-23 |
17570. | marganets (marganets) | 61.73 | 97% | 2023-06-18 |
17571. | Quang (baoquanggogreen) | 61.73 | 98% | 2022-05-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |