As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
12283. | David (fzbx9500) | 74.84 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
12284. | VinceFX (vincefx) | 74.84 | 93% | 2015-06-23 |
12285. | 🥀ܐܘܔܢ🦅 (ogin) | 74.84 | 95% | 2016-06-02 |
12286. | fah (fah22) | 74.84 | 97% | 2017-10-24 |
12287. | Azael (azael69) | 74.83 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
12288. | Sri Harsha (skoppaka) | 74.82 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
12289. | Kunal (kunal299) | 74.81 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
12290. | Jacinth (levesis) | 74.80 | 95% | 2021-12-03 |
12291. | Evan (__evab__) | 74.80 | 95% | 2021-10-26 |
12292. | Nick (vergil_00) | 74.80 | 99% | 2022-02-01 |
12293. | yo (lappodis) | 74.80 | 94.9% | 2023-10-29 |
12294. | Drippy (lookitsdrip) | 74.80 | 95% | 2023-01-12 |
12295. | Ice (juicedicee) | 74.80 | 96% | 2022-01-22 |
12296. | Kaylsea (kaylsea) | 74.80 | 96.9% | 2021-02-19 |
12297. | Ed- (edrenck) | 74.80 | 96.7% | 2021-01-29 |
12298. | Mike (promike) | 74.80 | 96% | 2015-04-14 |
12299. | And (andzer0) | 74.79 | 95% | 2022-01-25 |
12300. | Adrian (zephanin) | 74.79 | 94% | 2015-11-20 |
12301. | Lauren (unelunebleu) | 74.79 | 97% | 2016-04-15 |
12302. | Orri (orria98) | 74.78 | 96% | 2020-01-24 |
12303. | Colton (dvoraky1) | 74.78 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
12304. | Kevin (dangitzkevin) | 74.77 | 97% | 2017-09-29 |
12305. | pentti (emitzu27) | 74.77 | 98% | 2023-08-07 |
12306. | jacob (yellowtree) | 74.77 | 96% | 2020-10-02 |
12307. | rekkusui (rekkusui) | 74.76 | 97% | 2023-09-21 |
12308. | Adam (fatadz) | 74.76 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
12309. | Jef (jackrabbit99) | 74.76 | 94% | 2016-08-30 |
12310. | kcirreb (kcirreb) | 74.76 | 96% | 2022-03-19 |
12311. | mayank (dids6121) | 74.76 | 98% | 2017-09-29 |
12312. | Connor (dumb_intern) | 74.75 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |