So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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23908. | Remee (remeelopez) | 60.86 | 95% | 2011-10-24 |
23909. | Anirudh (anirudhrudr) | 60.86 | — | 2009-12-16 |
23910. | stegmarb (stegmarb) | 60.86 | 96% | 2019-08-06 |
23911. | heowuayngon (heowuayngon) | 60.86 | 97% | 2014-01-08 |
23912. | john (johnpork2) | 60.85 | 92% | 2023-05-23 |
23913. | Shahariar (ashikkkkk) | 60.85 | 96% | 2020-07-15 |
23914. | Kei (aznkei) | 60.85 | 95% | 2020-12-18 |
23915. | Mattias (matteusmauritz) | 60.85 | — | 2011-04-25 |
23916. | Steffen (steffen_2) | 60.85 | 91% | 2012-03-18 |
23917. | andrey (maksay) | 60.85 | — | 2010-04-05 |
23918. | John (johndeereletter) | 60.84 | 98% | 2022-09-19 |
23919. | David (blackwhole) | 60.84 | 95% | 2012-12-11 |
23920. | Chrism4 (chrisman44) | 60.84 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
23921. | Md. shahintaj (shahintaj) | 60.84 | 96% | 2016-02-10 |
23922. | alejandrodenica89 (alejandr... | 60.84 | 96% | 2019-08-25 |
23923. | Joshua (munk) | 60.84 | — | 2009-04-03 |
23924. | Alex (rxndom) | 60.83 | 94% | 2021-08-27 |
23925. | RSE (anbioable) | 60.83 | 95% | 2015-05-03 |
23926. | thuytinh (hoathuytinhst12) | 60.83 | — | 2010-11-09 |
23927. | ♦☺♦ (lookdownnotjustup) | 60.83 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
23928. | Vivek (vp229) | 60.83 | 98% | 2012-10-01 |
23929. | Mikael (herbertwest) | 60.83 | 95% | 2016-05-10 |
23930. | Lộc (loccb90) | 60.83 | 98% | 2016-03-05 |
23931. | Rogeriusx (rogeriusx) | 60.83 | 91% | 2012-03-27 |
23932. | Luka (garicluka) | 60.82 | 94% | 2022-11-30 |
23933. | Salomon (poufipluf) | 60.82 | 93% | 2017-01-06 |
23934. | Samuel (svanpelt) | 60.82 | 95% | 2011-08-09 |
23935. | 5th place (aj300031990) | 60.82 | 96% | 2015-03-05 |
23936. | Aykono (aykono) | 60.81 | 89% | 2012-05-21 |
23937. | coolboy (coolboy7) | 60.81 | 96% | 2020-07-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |