So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
6718. | Aside (aside) | 93.43 | 95% | 2016-02-23 |
6719. | - (ernierock) | 93.42 | 97% | 2014-03-28 |
6720. | sməxy (smexyflako) | 93.42 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
6721. | Will (bigdubs) | 93.42 | 95% | 2013-10-30 |
6722. | Taylor (violinbird) | 93.42 | 98% | 2013-12-19 |
6723. | Dan (thebendoftime) | 93.42 | 91% | 2013-01-30 |
6724. | Luigi (luigim800) | 93.42 | 97% | 2013-07-17 |
6725. | William (bnuldun) | 93.42 | 99% | 2016-03-19 |
6726. | 🎃 (igorslow) | 93.41 | 98% | 2022-06-13 |
6727. | Babuu👶 (babybabu) | 93.40 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
6728. | jenny (jennnywu) | 93.40 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
6729. | Alex (stormranger) | 93.40 | 89% | 2016-07-07 |
6730. | Matt (flamingbear) | 93.40 | — | 2009-02-11 |
6731. | Joaquin (wakincloset) | 93.39 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
6732. | Douglas (krakeneggs) | 93.39 | 97% | 2017-10-13 |
6733. | Khoa (lackhoa) | 93.39 | 98% | 2017-06-18 |
6734. | charlie (waterfowll) | 93.38 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
6735. | Kevin (alorlict) | 93.38 | 92% | 2016-08-26 |
6736. | Rockpj (rockpj) | 93.38 | 94% | 2016-07-11 |
6737. | M. (baity) | 93.38 | — | 2011-01-26 |
6738. | Kerschel (asdfjklsemic0lon) | 93.37 | 95% | 2017-02-03 |
6739. | Kelsey (barlowgirl125) | 93.37 | 92% | 2016-10-24 |
6740. | satoo (satoo) | 93.37 | — | 2011-02-22 |
6741. | invalidcode (invalidcode2322) | 93.35 | 99% | 2022-09-24 |
6742. | Smeagella (smeagella) | 93.35 | 98% | 2014-08-08 |
6743. | ☺ AASHRU... (Business Ana... | 93.35 | 95% | 2013-08-12 |
6744. | Abah (melaka) | 93.35 | 98% | 2013-07-10 |
6745. | Allen (allent528) | 93.34 | 96% | 2022-02-27 |
6746. | Bailey (bbrusca98) | 93.34 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
6747. | Chakrit (chakrit) | 93.34 | 86% | 2016-09-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |