The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13885. | greed (greedthelazy) | 81.21 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
13886. | Travis (fcdrummer01) | 81.21 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
13887. | Elizabeth (emonty22) | 81.21 | — | 2011-04-15 |
13888. | Andy (malcolm_reynolds) | 81.21 | 96% | 2013-08-22 |
13889. | Andrew (vanilla51111) | 81.21 | 87% | 2016-07-11 |
13890. | KeyboardWarrior (adamrune50) | 81.21 | 91% | 2012-11-29 |
13891. | Bartek (kamel) | 81.20 | 94% | 2015-05-25 |
13892. | Ocean (oceanlim) | 81.20 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
13893. | Haniel (ivious) | 81.20 | 95% | 2023-05-14 |
13894. | Bekzhan (bekzhan29) | 81.20 | 95% | 2015-11-08 |
13895. | Experiment (experiment) | 81.20 | 96% | 2013-10-16 |
13896. | Anky (thecrankmachine) | 81.20 | 96% | 2017-01-13 |
13897. | Ed (fedrylle) | 81.19 | 95% | 2013-02-12 |
13898. | Alex (greenday308) | 81.19 | 90% | 2014-02-11 |
13899. | Ben (nebulaz) | 81.19 | 98% | 2018-04-20 |
13900. | Joe (suqmadiqmann) | 81.19 | 95% | 2020-09-20 |
13901. | Kevin (vin15) | 81.18 | — | 2010-09-25 |
13902. | husnosaj (husnosaj) | 81.18 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
13903. | aislan (aislan) | 81.18 | 96% | 2015-11-19 |
13904. | John (baseball9) | 81.18 | 98% | 2016-10-18 |
13905. | James (james123wu) | 81.18 | 96% | 2023-09-18 |
13906. | L (alisonlevi) | 81.18 | 97% | 2015-02-26 |
13907. | JJ (ervq24) | 81.17 | 95% | 2023-05-31 |
13908. | gost (akasyh) | 81.17 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
13909. | John (loki83jcg) | 81.17 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
13910. | 911 (domeier) | 81.17 | 94% | 2013-08-22 |
13911. | H (docsattar) | 81.16 | 98% | 2019-05-26 |
13912. | marcelos (meldels) | 81.16 | 97% | 2012-12-27 |
13913. | Pirapat (pirapatqwe) | 81.16 | 90% | 2014-11-12 |
13914. | Nick (salt__) | 81.16 | 96% | 2023-09-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |