Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
3197. | Xingjian (simulated_anneal) | 69.19 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
3198. | mh9r (mh9r) | 69.18 | 97% | 2018-03-07 |
3199. | Raz (adashi) | 69.16 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
3200. | Elo (ouilla) | 69.16 | 96% | 2017-10-17 |
3201. | Lily (tigerlglily) | 69.16 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
3202. | Justin (thetechnoking) | 69.15 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
3203. | z (qatarking24) | 69.15 | 95% | 2019-08-27 |
3204. | LeftButtox (leftbuttox) | 69.14 | 98% | 2018-10-13 |
3205. | Pearson (pearsonsm) | 69.13 | 95% | 2019-03-14 |
3206. | huu duy (huu_duy99) | 69.13 | 97% | 2020-05-28 |
3207. | Jacob (lollipop1dino) | 69.12 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
3208. | TPOG (tpog) | 69.11 | 95% | 2017-09-01 |
3209. | Tom (duyznuts) | 69.11 | 96% | 2019-01-24 |
3210. | TImothy (timot3a) | 69.11 | 96% | 2019-09-05 |
3211. | Bruce (cybwong) | 69.10 | 97% | 2018-12-27 |
3212. | Ed (edhac) | 69.09 | 97% | 2018-10-13 |
3213. | YubiKori (aintrisk) | 69.08 | 97% | 2019-04-14 |
3214. | Jerry (jernjej) | 69.07 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
3215. | Steven (clumsychinese) | 69.05 | 96% | 2017-12-24 |
3216. | Alex (alex_ofl) | 69.03 | 98% | 2020-07-09 |
3217. | AppleBucking (apple_bucking) | 69.03 | 96% | 2018-10-26 |
3218. | Manbir (shadowkillz) | 69.00 | 95% | 2020-10-16 |
3219. | Lam (18600352) | 69.00 | 99% | 2019-07-29 |
3220. | Jared (filmman2k3) | 68.98 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
3221. | learn corne (tomgroenwoldt) | 68.98 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
3222. | Aayush (aayushdas) | 68.97 | 96% | 2018-05-28 |
3223. | Roman (snoozed) | 68.97 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
3224. | J (irocamora) | 68.97 | 100% | 2019-01-23 |
3225. | Kou (itsme1) | 68.96 | 95% | 2018-08-10 |
3226. | Luuk (makkermaat) | 68.95 | 96% | 2020-05-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |