As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4291. | Mmm coffee (orchdork7926) | 97.82 | 98% | 2019-01-14 |
4292. | typeracer2487 (typeracer2487) | 97.81 | 97% | 2023-01-21 |
4293. | dav (candyslug) | 97.81 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
4294. | Carlos (carloscalla) | 97.81 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
4295. | Chris (chsanfor) | 97.81 | 98% | 2019-05-26 |
4296. | Fran (franbyron) | 97.80 | 96% | 2021-07-08 |
4297. | Aaron (diesirae91) | 97.80 | 99% | 2020-01-16 |
4298. | Sik (briandec20) | 97.79 | 98% | 2020-07-23 |
4299. | USA regime (djancak) | 97.79 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
4300. | Hoopty (phantommonk) | 97.79 | 98% | 2016-04-14 |
4301. | Mattmo (mattmothemoth07) | 97.78 | 100% | 2024-03-23 |
4302. | son_of_tele (son_of_tele) | 97.78 | 97.8% | 2024-02-16 |
4303. | guack (guack5) | 97.78 | 96.9% | 2023-12-28 |
4304. | dong (dongdong7) | 97.78 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
4305. | aero (aeroagg15) | 97.78 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
4306. | Aidan (aidancool) | 97.78 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
4307. | ableable (ableford) | 97.77 | 99% | 2022-04-10 |
4308. | leslie (lpearl) | 97.76 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
4309. | Lakshay (shaybas) | 97.76 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
4310. | Mizune (mizune) | 97.75 | 93% | 2015-04-17 |
4311. | Junya (junia) | 97.75 | 93% | 2015-06-14 |
4312. | 774 (nanasi_t) | 97.74 | 98% | 2022-03-30 |
4313. | Kevin (p_wumpkin) | 97.74 | 99% | 2023-07-17 |
4314. | JC (stoleyourjams) | 97.73 | 97% | 2022-03-04 |
4315. | Singularity (prunthaban) | 97.73 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
4316. | Mark (colemakmark) | 97.73 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
4317. | amebda (fookusa) | 97.73 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
4318. | Aidan (bridgethegap) | 97.72 | 98% | 2021-08-21 |
4319. | BinSchnitzel (binschnitzel) | 97.72 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
4320. | L.in.k (xquyen) | 97.72 | 98% | 2023-11-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |