So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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25475. | David (damnitdave) | 58.29 | 95% | 2022-06-09 |
25476. | Bedda (bedda) | 58.29 | 98% | 2022-12-27 |
25477. | Shahraz (shahrazakhter) | 58.29 | 94% | 2023-07-28 |
25478. | Last (galya_88) | 58.29 | 96% | 2021-06-19 |
25479. | hekima (ashery) | 58.29 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
25480. | Minh (murungru) | 58.29 | 93% | 2013-09-01 |
25481. | Mark (mark19850124) | 58.29 | — | 2009-04-23 |
25482. | vamsi (vamsi8008@gmail.com) | 58.29 | 92% | 2015-01-03 |
25483. | Alex (tmpd) | 58.29 | 95% | 2012-04-05 |
25484. | Garry (singhsaini) | 58.29 | 98% | 2015-05-08 |
25485. | Willy (quickstep) | 58.29 | — | 2009-03-17 |
25486. | Eric (d_m_t) | 58.29 | 93% | 2016-03-22 |
25487. | Alex (a_fifus) | 58.28 | 96% | 2019-09-27 |
25488. | klein (klein) | 58.28 | — | 2010-05-22 |
25489. | Homer (aerowang) | 58.28 | 96% | 2017-03-18 |
25490. | Michelle (michellelhay) | 58.27 | 94% | 2014-03-18 |
25491. | Kevin (kevinlutz) | 58.26 | 84% | 2017-01-25 |
25492. | Flipcrazy (flipcrazy) | 58.26 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
25493. | abert (abert18) | 58.26 | 95% | 2014-01-24 |
25494. | A (lvorg) | 58.26 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
25495. | ABCD (x007) | 58.26 | 95% | 2016-12-13 |
25496. | Rym (ryym) | 58.26 | 91% | 2015-09-23 |
25497. | Scott (ss1088) | 58.25 | 96% | 2017-02-27 |
25498. | joshi (vremox) | 58.25 | 88% | 2014-01-26 |
25499. | Morlboro (morlboro) | 58.25 | 95% | 2021-04-05 |
25500. | Juan (juanjomck) | 58.25 | 92% | 2013-06-27 |
25501. | asfd (gemaayan97) | 58.25 | 94% | 2014-01-21 |
25502. | Kalle (cakeboss) | 58.25 | — | 2010-12-15 |
25503. | Achuyat (achuyat) | 58.24 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
25504. | Tron (khiem910) | 58.24 | 93% | 2022-04-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |