As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11718. | shoib (roban) | 76.25 | 94% | 2016-08-31 |
11719. | J (nothisisjeff) | 76.24 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
11720. | amin (aminyousef) | 76.24 | 97% | 2020-06-24 |
11721. | Big Wang (chairman_of_the_w... | 76.24 | 96% | 2020-04-17 |
11722. | kheldiente (kheldiente) | 76.24 | 93% | 2016-04-01 |
11723. | yy (yyeehaw69) | 76.23 | 95% | 2020-10-03 |
11724. | Sebastian (oktupol) | 76.23 | 98% | 2020-04-30 |
11725. | William (horriblejoy) | 76.23 | 95% | 2018-04-18 |
11726. | Ifar (mabrrrrr) | 76.22 | 95% | 2022-11-11 |
11727. | Abolfazl (abolfazl) | 76.22 | 95% | 2022-10-04 |
11728. | Lowyan (lowyan) | 76.22 | 97.9% | 2021-01-31 |
11729. | Tran (tranngocduong) | 76.22 | 98% | 2020-04-21 |
11730. | Siddhartha (carte_blanche) | 76.22 | 97% | 2016-07-07 |
11731. | mat (wehtam) | 76.21 | 96% | 2017-09-17 |
11732. | Minor149 (minor149) | 76.21 | 95% | 2021-12-20 |
11733. | Waqas (mwaqas786) | 76.21 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
11734. | Eric (qwarts) | 76.20 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
11735. | Ivan (ivan_h) | 76.20 | 96% | 2023-10-17 |
11736. | Gal (galzoor) | 76.20 | 96% | 2022-11-09 |
11737. | Daniel (smartdevilno) | 76.20 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
11738. | Shubhankar (shubal) | 76.20 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
11739. | Aruzh (4ruzh) | 76.20 | 94% | 2023-07-21 |
11740. | coldEr66 (colder66) | 76.20 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
11741. | Lucifer (daddysatan) | 76.20 | 98% | 2019-09-26 |
11742. | Zack (nursezack) | 76.20 | 97% | 2016-03-04 |
11743. | wow (kitzin) | 76.20 | 97% | 2018-07-27 |
11744. | Oliver (oliver7073) | 76.19 | 97% | 2019-02-14 |
11745. | AA Batteries (aa_batteries) | 76.19 | 95.5% | 2021-02-02 |
11746. | Ghost (ghost_animator) | 76.18 | 100% | 2018-10-11 |
11747. | Movis (movis) | 76.18 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |