So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
18759. | Control (controlpanel) | 69.26 | — | 2009-05-28 |
18760. | iquee (jeptha) | 69.25 | 96% | 2021-09-25 |
18761. | Mac (mactyler) | 69.25 | — | 2009-09-26 |
18762. | Piyush (piyush27) | 69.25 | 95% | 2023-01-28 |
18763. | Abhishek (abkrth) | 69.25 | 95% | 2022-06-19 |
18764. | jason (wickeddog) | 69.25 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
18765. | Andy (hukian541) | 69.25 | 96% | 2017-06-16 |
18766. | Ilya (rotator73) | 69.25 | 96% | 2014-09-05 |
18767. | Angel (evilsnail) | 69.25 | 92% | 2014-08-14 |
18768. | An (anphan) | 69.24 | 96.2% | 2023-10-30 |
18769. | Sparsa (sparsa) | 69.24 | 98% | 2022-05-25 |
18770. | axos (axos411) | 69.24 | 99% | 2021-08-22 |
18771. | ix4l (ix4l19) | 69.24 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
18772. | Kwoth (kwoth) | 69.24 | 92% | 2014-02-12 |
18773. | Chaddog (svd997) | 69.24 | 97% | 2016-07-13 |
18774. | ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ (sipps) | 69.24 | 96% | 2017-11-24 |
18775. | husky (nohusky) | 69.23 | 97% | 2023-07-23 |
18776. | ss (ssdel) | 69.23 | 95% | 2023-01-03 |
18777. | Soony (sssong0409) | 69.23 | 96% | 2023-09-25 |
18778. | Spurv (spurv) | 69.23 | 95% | 2022-01-18 |
18779. | Aruzh (4ruzh) | 69.23 | 94% | 2023-06-15 |
18780. | Daniel (deeri) | 69.23 | 95% | 2019-04-16 |
18781. | Lincoln (tentenclicker) | 69.23 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
18782. | Kyos (kyos00) | 69.23 | 90% | 2013-04-13 |
18783. | punit (typinglover02) | 69.23 | 92% | 2015-11-15 |
18784. | iwias (iwias) | 69.22 | 97% | 2018-02-25 |
18785. | Dean (elusiveking) | 69.22 | 96% | 2023-05-22 |
18786. | John (joliver1) | 69.22 | 97% | 2023-08-29 |
18787. | Cozmo (momos) | 69.22 | 95% | 2014-01-28 |
18788. | guest (n1lotpal) | 69.22 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |