And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 14589 | 2016-11-04 13:06:41 | 112.46 | 93% |
| 14390 | 2016-08-17 00:33:08 | 106.42 | 92% |
| 13753 | 2015-10-01 22:01:19 | 109.84 | 92% |
| 13683 | 2015-09-28 22:20:06 | 115.62 | 94% |
| 12528 | 2015-03-02 14:42:48 | 114.91 | 93% |
| 12512 | 2015-03-02 14:12:11 | 111.72 | 92% |
| 11381 | 2015-02-11 18:15:53 | 114.61 | 94% |
| 11141 | 2014-09-06 21:23:43 | 109.68 | 95% |
| 10761 | 2013-05-09 23:40:05 | 106.64 | 91% |
| 10249 | 2012-11-22 20:14:36 | 109.94 | 95% |
| 9997 | 2012-11-09 23:50:15 | 83.05 | 90% |
| 9224 | 2012-09-09 22:52:17 | 107.98 | 93% |
| 9036 | 2012-09-02 20:58:57 | 104.99 | 90% |
| 8910 | 2012-08-29 02:37:37 | 102.51 | 93% |
| 8816 | 2012-08-24 20:58:11 | 115.74 | 96% |
| 8622 | 2012-08-15 19:29:30 | 101.73 | 92% |
| 8429 | 2012-08-06 22:50:58 | 110.95 | 97% |
| 8244 | 2012-07-18 02:55:57 | 100.91 | 92% |
| 8077 | 2012-07-06 22:57:01 | 102.02 | 92% |
| 7475 | 2012-06-07 20:19:41 | 103.26 | 91% |
| 6801 | 2012-05-05 15:28:32 | 97.41 | 89% |
| 6749 | 2012-05-05 14:29:45 | 98.84 | 93% |
| 6513 | 2012-03-20 16:21:21 | 96.96 | 91% |
| 6481 | 2012-03-19 21:18:33 | 109.61 | 95% |
| 6263 | 2012-03-13 16:26:33 | 94.98 | 89% |
| 5896 | 2012-02-27 15:40:01 | 105.68 | 92% |
| 5545 | 2012-02-09 21:35:48 | 101.36 | 92% |
| 5466 | 2012-02-09 13:17:01 | 106.96 | 94% |
| 5252 | 2012-02-05 14:00:40 | 92.69 | 88% |
| 5202 | 2012-02-04 16:14:02 | 101.50 | 92% |
| 5103 | 2012-02-04 13:59:11 | 118.81 | 97% |
| 4592 | 2012-01-29 20:40:02 | 117.85 | 97% |
| 4160 | 2012-01-05 17:03:20 | 114.14 | 96% |
| 3860 | 2011-12-10 18:04:52 | 94.67 | 91% |
| 3816 | 2011-12-07 13:43:54 | 94.48 | 91% |
| 3666 | 2011-10-13 03:13:06 | 103.69 | 94% |
| 3548 | 2011-10-01 12:38:37 | 98.86 | 93% |
| 3463 | 2011-09-02 13:20:50 | 101.66 | 94% |
| 3401 | 2011-08-29 19:09:13 | 100.48 | 92% |
| 3190 | 2011-07-16 20:41:03 | 97.73 | 93% |
| 3036 | 2011-06-01 15:53:22 | 93.84 | 93% |
| 2889 | 2011-04-11 00:57:08 | 95.38 | |
| 2777 | 2011-03-17 12:18:34 | 130.45 | |
| 2558 | 2010-09-21 17:31:29 | 89.76 | |
| 1943 | 2009-09-20 19:11:01 | 51.50 | |
| 1799 | 2009-09-13 00:50:16 | 51.30 | |
| 1664 | 2009-07-25 13:54:00 | 51.38 | |
| 1619 | 2009-07-23 17:31:38 | 45.70 | |
| 1476 | 2009-07-18 17:30:32 | 52.56 | |
| 948 | 2009-06-12 21:45:15 | 43.36 | |
| 938 | 2009-06-12 21:26:36 | 39.23 |