Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3549 | 2022-07-08 20:37:09 | 72.21 | 97% |
| 828 | 2017-05-07 13:13:16 | 45.95 | 90% |