And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9994 | 2016-09-26 13:17:15 | 71.91 | 94% |
| 9414 | 2016-03-04 12:50:23 | 66.24 | 95% |
| 8344 | 2015-05-06 08:26:07 | 74.94 | 94% |
| 8070 | 2014-12-09 14:12:03 | 82.81 | 98% |
| 7623 | 2014-08-07 12:48:51 | 81.68 | 98% |
| 7034 | 2014-06-26 08:51:49 | 75.21 | 95% |
| 6918 | 2014-06-23 07:34:35 | 76.48 | 96% |
| 6803 | 2014-06-16 11:52:49 | 65.01 | 93% |
| 5773 | 2013-09-27 11:37:43 | 68.16 | 96% |
| 5668 | 2013-08-08 09:35:41 | 72.09 | 97% |
| 5422 | 2013-05-21 12:41:20 | 82.33 | 98% |
| 4824 | 2012-08-28 06:40:35 | 72.51 | 97% |
| 4332 | 2012-05-15 13:25:52 | 69.23 | 95% |
| 4135 | 2012-04-24 06:57:36 | 67.88 | 95% |
| 4110 | 2012-04-23 13:23:41 | 70.16 | 96% |
| 3376 | 2011-09-30 08:09:38 | 67.57 | 94% |
| 3289 | 2011-09-12 07:57:22 | 64.93 | 94% |
| 3041 | 2011-07-06 06:04:01 | 61.35 | 96% |
| 2737 | 2011-06-03 06:28:27 | 72.36 | 97% |
| 2674 | 2011-05-31 09:27:32 | 65.56 | 96% |
| 2455 | 2011-05-06 10:43:27 | 67.28 | 98% |
| 2232 | 2011-04-21 12:30:39 | 65.02 | |
| 653 | 2010-12-09 13:46:49 | 62.20 |